SF white guy-Asian dating pipeline:
>Spot an chinese 5 at a day-drinking event
>Date 6 years while she 'builds' an app (you fund everything)
>Traditional Chinese wedding bankrolled by your white parents
>Move to the suburbs, hire full-time Guatemalan nanny while she 'works from home'
>Have 2 hapa kids who look like K-pop stars but speak Mandarin
>Tiger MIL moves in, henpecks you nonstop, and turns your wife into her clone
Bloodline speed-run from Viking to Visa-sponsor in one generation