Grasskeeper

Cricket groundskeeper - an eccentric, who spends his downtime writing an algorithm for the Duckworth-Lewis-Stern method.

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

I had trained the algorithm to give me Knicks content for this run but now Trump has invaded Knicks twitter. Can't we just have nice things?

[Trevor Greetham @TrevorGreetham]

@YuanfenYang @Frances_Coppola @FT Gilts aren’t suffering a Starmer crisis or a Burnham crisis, despite the media narrative. Bond yields have been rising globally due to the inflationary impact of a 1970s-style Middle East oil shock. Doesn’t make life easy for governments of the left, right or centre.

[Günther Steiner 🤬 @BanterSteiner]

No fucking pole for Lewis. Maybe Kim will have more luck with his.

#MonacoGP 🇲🇨 #F1

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

I’ve intentionally led a stressful life, because I guess I do well trying to help others in terrible situations, from Coast Guard search & rescue to CIA case officer to police detective work. Now law school & eventually ADA or PD. But increasingly I want to tend to my own garden

[Sari Arho Havrén @SariArhoHavren]

Hear hear. The new Ferrari Luce looks like it has copied the BYD. Disaster.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

NEW: I've filed a claim with Todd Blanche for compensation from the $1.776B slush fund for the unlawful investigation by the government into my podcast in August 2019. I'm seeking $8.647 million in compensation for weaponized lawfare - the equivalent of punitive damages, lost pay and retirement.

[Simoney Kyriakou 🇨🇦 @MoorgateMermaid]

Are there any of my financial adviser and mortgage broker peeps based in Liverpool who might be able to help me on a bit of a mission of mercy?

DM me if you might be able to help.

[Ken Dilanian @KDilanianMSNOW]

👀

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Another hit for Russian backed candidate Mr Farage. A real newspaper might have devoted a front page or two to his five million quid “gift for security” (sic) Amazing what can happen when the son of a KGB agent owns a paper and Thailand crypto billionaire gives money to burn

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

I’m George Conway, a constitutional lawyer and co-founder of the Lincoln Project.

We’ve got to protect our democracy from Trump’s deranged, egomaniacal descent into authoritarianism.

But Congress is doing NOTHING to stop Trump, and it’s time for a change.

We need the resources to win this race — so I can take this fight straight to Congress as a fearless Democrat who knows exactly how to stop this fascist administration.

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈’𝐦 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲: 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐟𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞?

https://t.co/0RasQXwi1k

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@Acyn his hairstyle reminds me of an endangered turtle known for breathing out of its genitals

[Grasskeeper @grasskeeper]

@ArtAcevedo @Jessica_lyon4 🙏🏾

[David Yelland @davidyelland]

Don’t know her, but she made me cry.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Do search ⁦@RestIsPolitics⁩ LEADING for our interview with a doctor from Ukraine

[Moe Davis (U.S. Air Force, Retired) @ColMoeDavis]

Only the fake news media could say this is anything other than me hanging out

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I will obliterate her entire civilization.

She now charges me a fee to use the bathroom, that used to be free, and I didn't get dinner. WTF

[Chase Anderson, MD, MS (K.C. Ardem) 🦸🏽‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 @ChaseTMAnderson]

Honored to be named the American Academy of Medical Colleges’ 2025 Herbert W. Nickens Faculty Fellow (@AAMCtoday) for being an outstanding physician in America.

This one is for all of you, my younger self, and the kids I collaborate with whom I love so much.🌙🐦‍🔥💖🦄🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🦸🏽‍♂️✊🏽