Martin Porter

Proud Daddy to Ellis👦🏼💙.

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@consolidateTurf @DennisMowers @lsvstadium

[Adam Jackson @adamjacko15]

Challenge cup ready ✅

4 weeks of rugby training leading up to these games.

@Quadropdosing working wonders as usual.
@Aitkens_turf @terralift @Solutions2Grow @GrassNipper @KeithPorter1964

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@jiddah_mk You’ve seen someone killing a snake in your dream.

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@Hope01David @LeighLeopardsRL Definitely the champagne moment.

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@NotFarLeftAtAll That Lamb stuck on his head

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@Matt_Pinner 100mph crash with a fishing tackle box.

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@AntiLeftMemes A cluster fu!k

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@ben_kay8 Better or WETTER 🫣

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@chefsevenn Diabetes,Heart attack, Stroke.

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@PeriklesGREAT Pre-fire

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@Matt_Pinner Shit

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@Geniustechw Your anatomy will tell you where you should pee it’s that simple.

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@vxylily Woke ideology

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Telling lies

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@lady_valor_07 In your pants

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@Neccccy Yes

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@EdwardJDavey Why should anyone intervene when the BBC can’t lie straight in bed.👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@UK_Needs_Reform I don’t give a shit what they do with it, however if they think I’m paying for their lies after Trumps finished with them, I will definitely cancel my licence for good.

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@SeriousAboutRL Face facts if they had 3 extra men on the field one of them being Connor they still wouldn’t have come close to them, still would have been 3 nil.
The Aussies in context are a Ferrari engine and we are 1 litre ford eco-boost. It starts at grass roots level with money invested.

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@GuntherEagleman 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼

[Martin Porter @GrassNipper]

@lukejcr And broke the bank doing it, tax going up now to pay for the billions splurged on wind farms and solar.