Sceptile

National Pokédex #254 & protector of the forest. (Parody) (Not associated with Nintendo or the Pokémon Company)

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

「sᴄᴇᴘᴛɪʟᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏʀᴇsᴛ ᴘᴏᴋéᴍᴏɴ, ɪᴛ ʜᴀs sᴇᴇᴅs ɢʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ɪᴛs ʙᴀᴄᴋ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ sᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʙᴜʀsᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴜᴛʀɪᴇɴᴛs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴇᴠɪᴛᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇs. ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴏᴋéᴍᴏɴ ʀᴀɪsᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇs ɪɴ ᴀ ғᴏʀᴇsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴄᴀʀᴇ.」

[King Boo @King_Of_Boos]

//Will answer when I get the chance (Parodies only)

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

Sure you are

[Greninja @HydratedJiraiya]

I'm gonna.

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

Your food pallet sucks.

[Blaziken @FIR3B1RDZ]

The berries taste awful.

[King Boo @King_Of_Boos]

Unlike my "canon" counterpart, **I** stopped the Mario Brothers with no issues.

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

You DON’T eat just berries and the occasional water type…?

[Blaziken @FIR3B1RDZ]

To buy food

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

Why do you even need money??

[Blaziken @FIR3B1RDZ]

Please.

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

No

[Blaziken @FIR3B1RDZ]

@Grassy_Lizard

Sceptile can I borrow $15 man

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

Riiiiight, like you could even touch me.

[Greninja @HydratedJiraiya]

I oughta do cruel and unusual things to you for that

[Milo "Nine" Prower. 🇵🇰 @milo9purrh0ur]

Children, women, men. PEOPLE around the world are getting murdered, ruined, raped. The world is going to SHIT and I'm just. I'm supposed to do what??? Watch it happen? Go to school and work and continue with my life like nothing is happening? When boys my age are dying?

[Milo "Nine" Prower. 🇵🇰 @milo9purrh0ur]

FUCK ISRAEL. FUCK TRUMP. FUCK NETANYAHU. FREE PALESTINE. FREE SUDAN. FREE CONGO. FREE IRAN. FREE YEMEN, TIBET, AFGANISTAN, SIBERIA.

[Greninja @HydratedJiraiya]

@DualBladedSoul I lived bitch

[Robert Robertson III @Mecha__Man]

https://t.co/MKNvCZ4Kf8

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

Says someone who can't handle a simple leaf storm.

[Greninja @HydratedJiraiya]

You. Bitchmade.

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

Say that to my face

[Greninja @HydratedJiraiya]

None of that weak to fire types shit

You bitchmade if you weak to fire

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

https://t.co/0Ch8JW7lWu

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

@DualBladedSoul @HydratedJiraiya What that even mean

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

@HydratedJiraiya @DualBladedSoul Fym chuddy?? That title goes to that damned FIRE type

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

@HydratedJiraiya @DualBladedSoul Waaaaaiiiiiit why we kinda like a starter trio??

[Sceptile @Grassy_Lizard]

Gulp…

[Greninja @HydratedJiraiya]

We gotta dispose of you for this lie bro