Rattigan

Physicist. Prick. Ultimate player

[Rattigan @GratuitousBeard]

@Deliveroo do you lads deliver breakfast rolls?

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I shit you fucking not

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Just watched my housemate eat a whole cucumber like a fucking Mars bar. I don't even know man

[days n daze @daysndaze]

It's fucked. It's all so fucked.

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I'm a grown ass man with a degree in physics but I think I may cut myself licking cake off a knife... #smrt

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Me when someone pulls out the camera on a night out

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I'm amazed it's called "Industrial Action" when really they're doing fuck all #DublinBusstrike

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@pizza_egg instantly thrown out!

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@pizza_egg Trust me, it was like that in person, hence why they weren't thrown out

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@pizza_egg Glad their gross bananas were amusing to more than just me! They were so soft...

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@iAdammm sic accurate

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@iAdammm all children are ugly

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Just received a saddening email from the IOP, the governing body for physics in both the UK and Ireland on how sad they are to exit the EU

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That moment when you make a stylish exit from the restaurant just to realize you need a piss

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@iAdammm you should be, this grand will be in town, give us a bell if you're around

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@iAdammm Saturday, 4pm, NuBar in DCU, be there

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Not even a full fucking year, my psycho ex can't go one fucking year without messaging me. Its been 4 years.

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@CaitNiFhloinn cool stuff yeah be starting early enough if people are interested :)

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@CaitNiFhloinn come to my barbeque *cough* May 27th

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@iAdammm 4am finish man