!GяavL.

[Imad @imadfunny]

I’ve been a dentist for 15 years and sometimes I’ll remove a patient’s tooth if I had a bad day/bored

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

"IS YOU DEADASS RIGHT NOW? DONT GET ME TIGHT SON"

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Yo nigga was in line for 4 hours straight for Streamer University

[emi @vxmpcore_]

liquor? ya if she’ll let me

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[Sigma Malewife @SquidMechanicus]

#BeastMode

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Me at 12 years old discovering it does more than just pee

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

JasonTheWeen was allowed on Fox 5 News by acting like a foreign World Cup fan 😭

“no English… but I AM EXCITED!!!!!”

[!GяavL. @GravL__]

@Dexerto 100% deserved 🐐

[!GяavL. @GravL__]

@OldRattleMan No but fr why is Siri so useless, can only ask her a question if it’s answerable by either a 13 year old or a single google search

[!GяavL. @GravL__]

@Dexerto Exactly what parents should get their younger kids instead of a 9 year old running around with an iPhone 17 and unrestricted access to this clusterfuck

[Kichikuou PJ 🐀 @aeugchad]

"Skyrim is 15 years old" is already a crazy stat, but if you want it even more put into perspective I encountered an 8th grader named after a Daedric Prince at work today.

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying