Steve Gray

Music lover. CompEx/ATEX Electrician, I get paid to play with dangerous oilfield equipment. Owned by an amazing Border Collie. Views are my own :)

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@KentHighways What’s the chances of fixing the sinkhole on Pembury High Street soon? Badly synchronised temporary traffic signals have been up for a week now and no remedial works have started.
Please just fix it and then invoice the utility company who is responsible.

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@MCLGroupPLC what’s occurring at your TW Gateway site tonight? Lots of emergency services in attendance 😳

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@EssexgoonerMr This has to be a piss-take. Please let it be… 😳

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@JDVance Dishonesty? When are you going to admit that your president is not very well? The whole world can see he is exhibiting signs of dementia, he is not fit to be a leader. 😐

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@Matt_Q_OnX @ScarredForLife2 Yup. 👍
Good to talk, need sleep!
Cheers 🙂

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@Matt_Q_OnX @ScarredForLife2 Yes and no… yes technology has changed but people still use phones whilst driving.
Delivering the message is indeed a tough job nowadays.

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@Matt_Q_OnX @ScarredForLife2 It didn’t last long enough I agree; sadly there’s still a lot of people out there on their phones whilst driving… it should be revived on video platforms, the target audience.

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@Matt_Q_OnX @ScarredForLife2 Yes.

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@alps2018 @ScarredForLife2 It certainly nails the point though!

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@Matt_Q_OnX @ScarredForLife2 On the topic of road safety and animals you should search “cow” on YouTube 😳

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@DaveHintonwater Fancy a pint in Pembury Dave? Oh no, the pubs and restaurants are all closed. Who could be ultimately responsible for this shambles? 🤔
For once the smell of #LynxAfrica isn't that bad, it's covering the stench of corporate bullshit.

[Mike Martin MP 🔸 @ThreshedThought]

Dave Hinton rang me up last night and ranted at me whining that I was holding him accountable. Utterly pathetic performance from someone so highly paid.

I am reaching out to the Minister for Water today.

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@Manchester_1977 It's actually 24k *customers* in a town/borough of around 120k residents. Some of us are showering at work and the smell of Lynx Africa is ripe 🤔

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@twbc When is the refuse contract with Urbaser going to end? They constantly miss Pembury off the map regarding collections and it’s taking the piss now. This aimed at management not the hard-working lads on the rounds 😐

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@alps2018 They weren’t blessed with the Pretty genes were they?! Generations of cousin shagging… 🤔

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

When I had my recent eye test at @Specsavers I now think my hangover was worse than I reckoned because my new prescription glasses are clearer when I’m pissed 🤦🏻‍♂️😎

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@alps2018 A bucket load 💩👍

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@SGNgas Thank you for getting the matter resolved this morning, much appreciated 👍

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@SGNgas Who the hell designed your traffic management for Pembury/Tunbridge Wells was it a work experience kid? And shame on you @KentHighways for signing it off. 🤬

[Steve Gray @Gray_B_Collie]

@SGNgas Thanks Laura, DM sent.