Gray Draper

Social media influencer who averages 3 likes yet somehow remains humble.

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

We all want; the attitude of Job but don’t want the trials, the strength of David but are too scared to fight Goliath, to be like Jesus but we won’t pick up our cross. It’s either an easier life or a life that means so much more.

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

Never been to heaven, but I know I wanna go there.

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

I wake up every morning and thank God I am too young and too ugly for Taylor Swift to ever write an album about me.

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

I did not miss campus PDA… yikes

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Me asking her a basic question

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

I’ve ran at least 6 miles every week from the beginning of this year. Mostly because I wanted to be in killer shape in case I got COVID. I would like to inform you guys that it did not help at all, I am in the trenches right now.

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

Thinking about becoming a smoker just to get extra breaks at work

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

If I hit you with a “w y d”, you better not hit me with a “h e y”… it better be like hiiiii with a bunch of “i”s or heyyyy with a bunch of “y”s

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

Support your local Twitter accounts ‼️

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

She really expected me to deal with her demons like I’m Ed and Lorraine Warren. You figure out if you still love him, that’s above my pay grade.

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

My family keeps telling me to buy a bookshelf kit from IKEA and assemble it instead of building one... as if I’m not the second greatest carpenter to ever do it (behind Jesus of course).

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

My roommate hit me up and said we move in next week. thank God I can finally take “lives in my parent’s basement” out of my tinder bio, was really killing my game for some reason.

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

Astrology girls are terrifying. They all say they only check their daily horoscope for fun... yeah sure Amanda but we all know that if the moon tilts at a 113° angle in July you’re gonna cheat on your boyfriend.

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

Yesterday I listened to Kanye’s graduation album at the gym, today Olivia Rodrigo’s sour... If that’s not versatility I don’t know what is.

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

@PeytonRyan13 What’s his name broke the wrong girl’s heart... she really went in on that fool

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

Kinda rooting for Ed Sheeran to experience mild heartbreak sometime soon so he can hit us with a couple of raw sadness tracks on the next album. Maybe his wife can do us all a solid and dye her hair a color he really doesn’t like or something...

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

Are you guys good? Or have you also had the episode of “How I met your mother” where Ted stops believing in love and “the one” on repeat so much lately that you know every word of his speech by heart?

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

I left a note in the Mother’s Day card I got right after I finished reading one of the greatest books I have ever read. I was inspired and got extremely poetic by accident. I’m not saying waterworks are required but if I don’t see any tears I’m taking her flowers back.

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

Love doesn’t make sense... you can’t logic your way into or out of it. Love is totally nonsensical, but we have to keep doing it or else we’re lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in..... because love is the best thing we do. - Ted Mosby

[Gray Draper @Gray_Draper]

@SonGeovanni Sounds impastable to me.