AndyRich GrayKeys

We've been accused of being sexist. What do you bitches think?

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Vardy will miss the #ENGvAUS game to get married, therefore giving him a chance to practice playing in the hole below the two up front.

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@GinaLyons alright.

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Not sure that yellow card will hang around Akinfenwa's neck what with him not having one. #afcwimbledonvsliverpool

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The inside of England shirts are lined with a special serum that makes it impossible to recreate your club form #fact #EngvDen

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I don't think Man Utd could even beat Paralympiakos.

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Can't wait for the real #WorldCupDraw where punters find if their stadium seat has a valid safety certificate

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Paolo Di Can'tio

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Best thing Lambert's done since Highlander.

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NEWS: Wayne Rooney 'not for sale'. In other news, Wayne Rooney is not for sale and rumours suggesting tomorrow Wayne Rooney is not for sale.

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Dear Spain. No you can't have your football back, or have any more Euros. Love & kisses, Germany.

[Stephen Grant @stephencgrant]

The final nail in Thatcher's coffin was being told she wasn't right wing enough to manage Sunderland.

[AndyRich GrayKeys @GrayAndKeys]

'Are you Blackburn Rovers' quiz!
Q: Have you had more managers this season than away wins?
A: Yes? Congrats! You're #BRFC!
Have a nugget.

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We're guessing Hazard was sent off because the ball boy was still moving when he took the kick.

[Stephen Grant @stephencgrant]

Off to determine the positions in my insect football team. BRB.

[Stephen Grant @stephencgrant]

Those of you who think Manchester's Arndale centre is 'tacky', soak up this commissioned artwork and think again.

[AndyRich GrayKeys @GrayAndKeys]

Stewart Downing there, putting the ass into assist.

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Chelsea have signed Moses, so now they should Come Forth. (c/o @jamesecook)

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I imagine there are many men who would love to vandalise Jessica Ennis's postbox.

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Is the 70 sheep in the opening ceremony some sort of thank you for allowing the Welsh players into GB's football team?

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Ashleep Young.