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love being a dad; love bowling

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Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

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Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. -- Mark Twain

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There's no future in time travel

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Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.

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To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.

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What is worth doing is worth delegating.

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If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? ― Richard M. Nixon

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Universe, n.: The problem.

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AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! AWAKE! -- J. R. R. Tolkien

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The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening...

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Give big space to the festive dog that shall sport in the roadway.

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Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. ― Santayana

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Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

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"Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong."

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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

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A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. ― Herbert Prochnow

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Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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No user-serviceable parts inside. Refer to qualified service personnel.

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No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.