Slam Squat-Thrust

I came here to laugh at you ~♡
Drummer for Adrenalin @chesscow

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Ziltoid Drum Playthrough! https://t.co/tJhwOGVpzR

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

card machine: insert chip card into reader

me: ok

card machine: do NOT remove card

me: uhh ok i wo-

card machine: REMOVE THE CARD YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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waiter: sir there's no smoking in here.
me: *trying to put myself out* sorry I'm sorry ah geez sorry

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*Final Fantasy voice* "My Strife!"

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@DaftBrian get yo beans Mahvin

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it's ballfpot season again, motherfruckers.

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woof! mixed 8 songs for the Adrenalin album today!

[Beelzebuddy @BLZebuddy]

OooooOooOOF

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Satan: Like a doughnut, but bread?
Me: *munching on a rock* What's a dognut?

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Satan: So yeah, it's pretty chill down here, only thing is we don't have everything bagels.
Me: Oh dang
Satan: Yeah
Me: One question
Satan: Shoot
Me: What's a bagel?
Satan: *almost falls over* What?!

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@punmagnate thanx for not spoiling it

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@kelgoretrout welcome back!

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@Home_Halfway https://t.co/LwjdelAMB3
I don't fucken know my man

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"I'm all about that base," I explain tumbling backwards into a pool of industrial solvents.

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@Home_Halfway literally every tweet I've ever done is fucken trash

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An entire bag of dicks? Sorry, I'm on a diet.

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her: "when was your your 1st time?"

me: *trying to remember when I got my 1st wristwatch* "what's that got to do with the sexing?"

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Gonna play drumssssss

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@egg_dog this is grade A top notch

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@egg_dog hells yeah

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@egg_dog are those: artichokes??

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@MrHaydenMyers