Greasy

"Hey there Doll. Whats a pretty thing like you doin here ay?"

(Literal voice Headcanon: Johnny Bravo)

The rat runs this account

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*Ya think you got what it takes kid? Cmon then! Lets dance. . .

*SFW!
*NSFW DNI!
*RP!
*HEADCANON!

[JEVIL!! @JevilJ3ster]

*VEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEE

*[A ball of sparks, stars and cards flew around the room, bouncing all over the place]

*I RETURN, RETURN!

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*no freshy vibes are real right now

[Swatch @PerfectSwatch]

*Come on into the Color Café we're open 24/7 here in cyber city..

//HEADCANON AND CANON
//RP
//NSFW DNI
//SFW
//PRETTY FRUITY BIRD??
(This Swatch goes by they/them but doesn't mind being called she/her)

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[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*[He smirked before lighting up the lighter.. Pulling out a cig and putting it in his mouth as he started to smoke.. luckily its the 50s and this was ok in some small places]

*Don't worry about how long these shakes take to make, Grillz knows how to do his job super well..

[★ 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚒 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 .ᐟ @musicxlknives]

*Yay chocowate !!

*(Swinging his legs . He's so small so he has lots of room to be stimmy !!)

*(quite literally like :3 !!! Looking up at greaser)

*Okayyy ~ ! I'm not a tattle tale , I won't snitch !

*(catching that "freshy doesn't like it when I do" .... he cares .)

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*Freshy hates it when I do..

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*Choc? You got it kid

*[He whistled to get Grillbys attention before speaking]

*Un chocolate y un plátano

*[He watched the elemental nod before he pulled out a box from his pocket.. how naughty- a lighter followed along with the box]

*Don't tell ya pops I'm smokin.

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[★ 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚒 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 .ᐟ @musicxlknives]

*A- whoa !!

*(giddy giggles as he was lifted and plopped down onto the bar stool . Bapping his little hands on the counters surface as he looked over the options)

*(giving the biggest brightest smile , mature facade thrown out the window)

*Chocowate , chocowate ‼️‼️

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*[He looked up at the options of milkshakes.. Just the main three! Chocolate.. Vanilla.. Strawberry but huh.. one seemed to be scratched off.. were there originally four?]

*Kay kid, which do ya want?

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*[He brought the kid up to a seat, picking him up and plonking him down before sitting down next to him, he was waving to everyone who was happy to see him!]

*Alright Grillz, Nothing too extreme today, kid 'ere wants a milkshake.

*Simple as that, no tricks I promise

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[★ 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚒 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 .ᐟ @musicxlknives]

*(good thing greaser grabbed hips hand because the kid was seconds away from running to the pool table .)

*(everything was so bright and colorful and his little 9 year old brain wanted to touch EVERYTHING .)

*(but as soon as his hand was taken he just looked up at greaser)

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[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*[He grabbed the kids hand out of instinct.. No way was he getting the kid into trouble here.. not with what was going on! He wanted milkshakes and thats what hes getting!]

*¡Mucho tiempo sin verlo! ¿Cómo has estado amigo?

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*Gracias a Dios..

*[There was a little bit more walking before finally he stopped, stretching himself before grabbing a door handle, the outside to this building looked like some random house! But when the door was open.. H E A V E N~!]

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[★ 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚒 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 .ᐟ @musicxlknives]

*Okaaaayyyy :)

*(now he's going to behave . Skipping gleefully and quietly the rest of the way .)

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*[There were a number of fun things! From the seats to the pool table off to the left! A lot of tables were filled with monsters, smoking, laughing, gambling. Usual 50s stuff]

*Home sweet home.. Grills!

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[Greasy @GreaserSans]

#scruffy

Greaser speaking Spanish to complain to himself is so real

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*¿Qué hice para estar en esta situación?

*Kid. You'll know it when ya see it

*Don't make me turn around and walk somewhere else!

[★ 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚒 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 .ᐟ @musicxlknives]

*(see ? Greaser's a great potential parent already)

*I'll be more careful fr ✌️

*Are we there yet are we there yet ????

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*Yeah sure..

*'slipped'

*[despite wearing glasses.. the glare of disappointment was real. . .]

[★ 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚒 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 .ᐟ @musicxlknives]

*(giggling !!)

*Oopsie !!

*Slipped .

*( 😇 )

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*Ay! ¡Será mejor que mires tu idioma, niño!

*[He didn't mean to speak in Spanish but it was out of instinct! He might be bad on modern lingo but he knew damn well what 'tf' meant!]

*You better not let your pops 'ear that..

[★ 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚒 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 .ᐟ @musicxlknives]

*(snrrrrk . Hip did~)

*Pops is just suuuper cool like that .

*If he likes ya enough n sees that the lingo is a bit hard for ya he'll chill tf out

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*I don't understand ya pops most of the time until he relaxes a bit for- some reason

*Never knew why sometimes he just gets easier to understand let alone stays quiet..

*[He had no idea about his effects on Fresh. . .]

[★ 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚒 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 .ᐟ @musicxlknives]

*Liiiiiike gen z or whatev

*Sometimes I think my lingos easier to vibe with than pops' .

*sometimes pops can't understand me at all ‼️

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*So what? Freshy is about the 90s and you're all modern?

*How modern we talkin? I'm probably like.. 70 ish years behind on the lingo?

*[man saying 70 years really made him feel old about the 1950s..]

[★ 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚒 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 .ᐟ @musicxlknives]

*Pops talks all silly !

*But I can translate !

*Sometimes he don't understand my modern lingo , hehe !!

*(greaser will get used to it . At least he'll have to because hip is going to become a reoccurring presence .)

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*Damn its weird how clearly you speak compared to your pops..

*Normally I'm the one tryin to use his phrasing

*[He put his hands in his jacket.. it was weird talking to someone so young..]

[★ 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚒 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 .ᐟ @musicxlknives]

*(ooga booga children are SO SCARY)

*(skipping along after greaser , slightly giggly)

*Wow pops was right you are -

*Uhh !! Super "Radical" , Ehehe !!

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*Huh.

*[He had no idea how to hang out and deal with children- he was used to people older or his age-]

*I- Guess lets head off then?

*[He took a quick turn- almost wanting to just- ignore him as much as he could- this was so weird to him- CHILDREN?!]

[★ 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚒 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 .ᐟ @musicxlknives]

*I don't mind :)

*I can pay for my own too , papa gives me money because I'm a responsible big kid !!

*(holding up both his hands)

*I'm 9 years old after all !!

[Greasy @GreaserSans]

*[THEN PUT IT OUT OF MOTION! He tugged on his collar and jacket- fixing it before looking down-]

*Uh maybe? I mean- Its pretty far from 'ere so if you wanna walk I guess we could?..

[★ 𝙿𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚣𝚒 𝙼𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 .ᐟ @musicxlknives]

*It ain't that confusing bestie

*I'm just papa's child 🫶

*HEYYY . Pops said you know good milkshake joints or somethin

*Can you take me to one 🥺

*(ITS TOO LATE ITS IN MOTION YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO THAT FACE)