Stephen Parker

Person* and Australian • Attempted Academic™ • Not the helpful sort of Dr. • parody (of myself) 🇦🇺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (*Not a real person)

[Stephen Parker @greasykitchen]

Earlier today Max (aka The Fella) went to sleep for the last time. He was two months shy of 21. I haven’t been able to see him since January. Rest easy Little Fella. 🐈😢💔

[Suspiciously Nice Prof @steph_teasley]

In haiku form:

Graded 9 essays.

3 of them were full A.I.

I need a new job.

[Reviewer 2 @GrumpyReviewer2]

#AcademicChatter #AcademicX

[Stephen Parker @greasykitchen]

cf Taylor & Francis

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Elsevier is losing editors

[Alexander X. Chen @AlexanderXChen]

As you read my papers, please remember that anything that you didn’t like was requested by reviewers and everything that you did like was my idea

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

I know you haven't managed to write in days, but I have high hopes for that 22 minute window you've set aside for yourself

[Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay]

I am currently away from the office and have intermittent access to email. If your email is not urgent I will in all likelihood still reply within 10 minutes due to ineffective self-regulation and an inability to maintain work-life balance.

[Critical Studies in Education @CritStudsEd]

New Editorial Advisory Panel Members:
Eve Mayes @EveMayes
Linda Rönnberg
Sophie Rudolph
Tore Bernt Sorensen @ToreSorensen
Meghan Stacey @meghanrstacey
Antoni Verger
Sue Winton @Swintoncpa
Cora Lingling Xu - @CoraLinglingXu

[Critical Studies in Education @CritStudsEd]

New Editorial Advisory Panel Members:
Michelle Bishop
Laura C. Engel @EngelLC
Clara Fontdevila @clarafontdevila
Ian Hardy @IanHardy_UQ
Nicola Ingram @ingram_nicola
Huriya Jabbar
Remi Joseph

[Critical Studies in Education @CritStudsEd]

We are pleased to announce new additions to our journal’s editorial board: 3 new Editors and 15 new members of the Editorial Board.

Editors:
Ian Cushing @ian_cushing
Janja Komljenovic @J_Kom_
Diego Santori

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

174 years ago there was a huge storm in northern Scotland, and it uncovered something strange.

From beneath the soil emerged a perfectly preserved village older than the Pyramids, and it even had furniture.

This is the 5,000 year old story of Skara Brae...

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

The assassination interview they don’t want you to see

[Ian Cushing @ian_cushing]

excited and honoured to be invited to join the team of editors at Critical Studies in Education @CritStudsEd, a journal i have long admired 🤗

[Critical Studies in Education @CritStudsEd]

The Impact Factors for academic journals were released this week for 2023, and CSE scored 4.0 (the highest in our history!). We see this as an indicator of the quality of the manuscripts we publish and our rigorous review process.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Time to launch my manifesto:
1. Creation of a new meal between breakfast and brunch
2. If it's not sunny on a bank holiday everyone gets a rollover until it is
3. Legally declare that nostalgia isn't as good as it used to be
4. Rename the Isle of Dogs (it's actually a peninsula)
5. Rejoin the EU but let everyone who voted to leave pretend that we still have
6. Creation of a new meal between brunch and lunch

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Using only a food, tell us where you live

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Kikko, Sasha, Momo, and Hina. They are holding a secret meeting to discuss their plans for world domination. Partly because Momo forgot to bring Scrabble again. 13/10 for all

[Critical Studies in Education @CritStudsEd]

🔔 New Open Access article: “Enacted spaces of peer learning: tracing practices of relationality among international students in higher education” by Andrew Deuchar, Jun Fu, Annie Gowing (@GowingAnnie), and Catherine Smith (@educ84equity). Read here: https://t.co/SkR5ILVKDZ

[Critical Studies in Education @CritStudsEd]

🔔 New Open Access article: “’We have a right to flourish in our own land’: using pedagogies of healing to support Indigenous students to thrive in university classrooms”. By Catherine Trundle and Tarapuhi Vaeui (@tarapuhi). Read here: https://t.co/OdGn5p4Agf

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bear. He pulled the fire alarm while at the groomer's. There wasn't a fire or anything, he was just ready to leave. After firefighters arrived, they explained to the dogs the importance of not triggering false alarms. Bear promises not to do it again. 12/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Gilbert. He's been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday