Earlobe Cowboy

Curling 🥌, fencing 🤺 & hockey 🏒

Non-binary, they/them.

@Avalanche, @CanadiensMTL, @Canucks & Montreal women's hockey

@CurlPortland @nwfencing

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

Excited to throw rocks, stab people, never sleep.

[Toronto Six 🏆 @TheTorontoSix]

We are a:

⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Hockey Team

Looking for:
⚪️Men
⚪️Women
🔘Avalanche Goals

[j 🧸 @29mammoth]

@Avalanche

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

@Avalanche This feels about as tone deaf as selecting someone as your Hero of the Game for "supporting the troops."

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

@Avalanche I appreciate the attempt you've made in direct replies to make your wording less exclusionary, but I have to add myself to the legion of actual queer Avs fans who feel sidelined by this messaging.

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

I love this team but this ain't it, fam

Please make your Pride night about your actual queer fans

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Show your support:
📲: Download the app at https://t.co/NfGUXb2haV
📃: Use code AVALANCHEFAN
📹: Record your message!

#GoAvsGo

#GoAvsGo

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

Am I an honorary Canadian yet #TextsToMyBoyfriend

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

My honey fell asleep in my @Avalanche hat last night and I've never found a human being more attractive in my life

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

Tfw you get to wear a cool shirt for getting a double takeout 🥌🥌🥌

[Soviet Visuals @sovietvisuals]

Start your day like a Soviet ice hockey goaltender
1984

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

I'm playing second in my FIRST EVER bonspiel on the 25th-26th, I'm v. excited 🥌🥌🥌

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

Eddie Lack is the only good man

[ميلكا •🇸🇦 @Milka_61]

Update: my followers updated me on some disturbing things about the company so I’m on my way back to my beloved Chipotle instead. Please don’t ruin Chipotle for me guys

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

Back to curling after two weeks off and I'm so, so happy

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

❤🧡💛💚💙💜 #GoAvsGo

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

It’s Pride Night in New Jersey!

#HockeyIsForEveryone #GoAvsGo

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

the wrong pie won CAN U BELIEVE

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

It is an extremely important day at my fencing club: the day of the pie contest

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

Me: I love fencing! It's my favorite thing, and has brought me indescribable happiness!
Me, fencing:

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

You ever just stumble across an incredibly Canadian news article

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

Technically did worse in today's fencing tournament than last month's but the competition was tougher and I tried, so #winning?

[Earlobe Cowboy @GreatBigSieve]

My sweetie spent a good thirty minutes last night trying to convince me that I'm secretly a foilist at heart and while I adore him and think he's right in about 99.97% of his fencing opinions, this one is just painfully wrong

[bwi @sleepytimegaI]

remember when gabe said that 1) mikko texts him all the time and 2) he texted him to talk about stuff he wanted to try on the ice and gabe would relay it to nate bc nate’s intense and mikko was intimidated