Homer

Just a bachelor looking for a wife and step kids

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

She said do you love me, and I said only partly, I only love my dad and dog treats I'm sorry

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

@JayyJoiner @C_Kellison46 I was going to but he tried blaming me so I'm out.

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

Hey Dad I love you @C_Kellison46

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

@C_Kellison46 At least Mom has a job, look what she bought me today🐶

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

@C_Kellison46 Nvm mom never goes to work so she can't buy me any treats unless grandma puts money in her bank account. I'll stay with you dad

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

@C_Kellison46 Actually I want to stay with mom, she has better priorities

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

@C_Kellison46 I wanna stay with you dad!

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

Got my girl on a leash @badtootheboneee

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

Picked up a side job babysitting today

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

Playing hide and seek this morning with my friends

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

Had an old friend come over to play. It was chill

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

When I’m a good boy and my human rewards me @hartman_kaylee

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

That time I went to Bartlett #LOL

[Kaylee Nicole🌻 @hartman_kaylee]

Homer just fills my heart with happiness

[Homer @GreatDaneHomer]

Slept like a baby