Great Hatty

[Great Hatty @GreatHatty]

@KrisQuestions @aigkenham Funny how he thinks of himself as an “intelligent“ person because he believes EVERY WORD of a single book, despite the evidence against it.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Prayer by itself is not sufficient to bring about peace of mind. What is much more effective is coming to understand the workings of the mind and learning how to tackle the mental afflictions that disturb it.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

South Korean official response: “We are attempting to make sense of what, precisely, President Trump means.”

Welcome to the fucking club.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Note: Gina Haspel participated in a torture program that involved beating an (innocent) pregnant woman's stomach, anally raping a man with meals he tried to refuse, and freezing a shackled prisoner until he died. She personally wrote the order to destroy 92 tapes of CIA torture. https://t.co/09vWp7CifU

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Science literacy empowers you to know when someone else is full of shit.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

And they call me a criminal. https://t.co/cmpIxY3Cc3

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

US Evangelical Beatitudes

Blessed are the Sleazy
Blessed are those who Hunger and Thirst after Power
Blessed are the Rich, for they shall receive more tax cuts
Blessed are those who bear False Witness, for they shall gain Employment
Blessed is Sean Hannity, despite everything

[Great Hatty @GreatHatty]

@KrisQuestionz Hey Kris :P

[Great Hatty @GreatHatty]

@DerrenBrown Well, at least they didn't try your Russian Roulette trick

[Dice 🎲 🌻 @jdice03]

Sean Hannity: “Democrats want to block the first woman nominated to be CIA director because she’s tough on terrorists.”

Democrats: “We want to block Gina Haspel because she ran the CIA’s ineffective torture program & then destroyed evidence.”

See the difference, @seanhannity?

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

We can rebuild him...

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

In today’s materialistic world there is a risk of people becoming slaves to money, as though they were simply cogs in a huge money-making machine. This does nothing for human dignity, freedom, and genuine well-being. Wealth should serve humanity, and not the other way around.

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

I actually am excited to see Trump do that weird, arm-yank-handshake thing with Kim Jong Un.

[Katja Kipping @katjakipping]

Es reicht ein Blick auf das Personal der #AFD, um zu wissen, dass sie Feinde der Verfassung sind. Dazu braucht es keine Überwachung durch den #Verfassungsschutz. @dieLinke

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

Take a moment and enjoy the fact that this is a Sunday without an Emmys or Oscars or Olympics or some other horseshittery.

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

Why do we have President's Day? Did we really feel that those guys weren't celebrated enough? I mean a fucking band plays every time they walk into a room.

[Der Postillon 📯 @Der_Postillon]

US-Waffenlobby fordert Verbot von Schulen
#guncontrol #Parkland #NRA #ParklandShooting
https://t.co/P8pXhDJCIP

[Sahra Wagenknecht @SWagenknecht]

Olaf Scholz sieht die SPD auf dem Weg zum nächsten Kanzler und Andrea Nahles keinen Änderungsbedarf beim Kurs der Partei. Realitätsschwund scheint bei der #SPD Programm zu sein. Es ist Zeit für eine linke Sammlungsbewegung! #NoGroKo #sammelnstattspalten
https://t.co/6lOJ0xbUxI

[Trevor Moore @itrevormoore]

People who write tv commercials are the least talented people on earth.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

The 1978 basis for creating a secret #FISA court (#FISC) was that "real" courts wouldn't be able to hide surveillance from suspects. But for decades since, real courts have regularly overseen surveillance against sophisticated criminals and won convictions. Real courts work fine. https://t.co/0hmUkok8w3