GreatJohnT

Sometimes I make videos.

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New video:

https://t.co/FpDh6aBWAC

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idk why this link didn't embed right. the video is about Rimworld.

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New video:

https://t.co/FpDh6aBWAC

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I made another video

https://t.co/jIlDcSsGUr

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why do Incels talk about women in the same way David Attenborough talks about the courtship behaviors of polar bears

[GreatJohnT @GreatJohnT]

Return of the King if the Shire was a small town in America

Frodo: I'm not sure I can make it Sam.

Sam: oh Mr. Frodo think of the Shire. The McDonalds on Second Street Mr. Frodo. The Sprite was sweeter than honey. Do you remember the taste of Sprite Mr. Frodo?

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I had a nightmare that I bought a Ferrari.

Normally not a scary dream... Except I'm unemployed and never learned to drive which was also true in the dream. Dream me just spent the entire time having panic attacks, WTF.

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sometimes I think about how like evolution selects for both physically advantageous traits like being strong or smart, but also being sexy.

So like we're the strongest, smartest, sexiest versions of anything since the start of evolution.

Anyways, I'm unemployed.

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Baldur's Gate 3 is the most unrealistic game ever created. I'm a tiny magical man with a shrimp eating my brain who is constantly being harassed by a bunch of Tumblr sexy men who keep trying to fuck me. It rocks.

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Episode 2, break checking a semi

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I wrote a shopping list today.

It read:
-you know what to do
-Chocolate milk

I forgot to buy chocolate milk

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New video idea: highway pranks. Episode 1, pit maneuver a cop.

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does anyone else remember when like scientists or whatever were studying how slime molds would path between a bunch of food laid out in the same arrangement as the nodes of Tokyo's subway system...

Anyways, I think civil engineers should consult with their slime more often.

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@Lank_ow @OnCryptids No, that's what I'm saying

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@dumb_lil_robot That's really funny

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My impression of that one dude who thinks he's better than you because he listens to classic rock, "The Beatles, pshhh, overrated. Try Petsounds by The Beach Boys, It'll blow your cock off." :sunglasses:

TLDR: me, it's me. I said this.

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Van life influencers be out here getrifiying homelessness.