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@leoluwa_ I was about to hit that “unfollow” button with tears in my eyes.

“They got Sasquatch too”

Had me in the first half, I’m ngl.

[gst @wearegst]

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The elections are coming. We'll be here.

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That said, I’ll see you next year!!! .@officialABAT

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What a fucking match, yo

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Bro, person dey cry for here 😂😂😂😂

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@darasoba Just when I was finally ready to switch permanently to Claude 😂😭

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@theyashimvg Shoutout to .@HazelStones sha, cause if na by that one, I would have been fired tey tey 🙏

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@_ndianabasi @theyashimvg Even with extensive tests, that error is still VERY possible.

A lack of attention to detail is common, but this particular mistake isn’t always due to that.

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@FabrizioRomano Okay, fine. I’ll watch the biopic. Y’all didn’t have to go this far.

Jesus 😮‍💨.

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@OsemudiamenOG Had the same fight at an agency I worked last year.

I can’t keep creating monthly content calendars when a trend can hit any day and render up to a week’s worth of content obsolete.

Even the two-week calendar can still be atressful. The nimbler we can move, the better.

[𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙪. @NOTCHXBU]

Where you can walk in to start your PVC registration in different states

Please get your PVC before the end of the week

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@femiakinyoruba @eldivine Yeah, this doesn’t seem like the ��gotcha” you think it is. Not at all

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@__tonii I’m hitting you up immediately.

Teach me, sensei 😪🤲

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@nonregemesse Yo, the Faith Militant weren’t a joke o.

Maegor (yes, Maegor) had to engage in a trial of seven to finally stamp them out, because that was the only way they’d accept him as king.

Even at that, he (again, MAEGOR!) barely survived.

Those pious pricks were no scrubs.

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@balajis Some stablecoin or crypto-native payment company’s founder can see this now and think, “Hey, let’s expand to Nigeria.”

Your eye go peel 😂

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@HAHayatu I drove to an NNPC station last night (#739/ltr) and it was full. Like, I’m cool with pretty much all the attendants there, and I still knew I couldn’t get fuel.

Moved to a Mobil just down the road (#770/ltr), and it was pretty much empty.

Really puts things into perspective.

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Yeah, Verstappen will dust these boys.

I’m calling it now.

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@samesfandiari This is the person Ja was chatting shit to and calling a “bum,” BTW.

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Aero Contractors. The molue of Nigerian skies.

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@yrn_hg You’ll just know when a brand has paid for cheap PR

The same Chipper? Or there’s another one somewhere that we all don’t know and hate?