The Green Report🎙🌿

Independent political, social, & economic news with a focus on environmental stories & the climate crisis.

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

Wow! FUCK everyone who denies Climate Change! You bastards (oil companies) are killing the human race because of greed!! I want to see the 2030s, 2040s and the 2050s!! But guess it's too late you fuckers!!!!! FUCK greed!!! You did this to us! 🌎🔥#climatecrisis

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

EXTRAORDINARY: scientists confirm 2026-27 may see Earth experiencing first 12-month period at dire 1.9-2°C of warming with an unprecedented Super El Niño now virtually certain

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

Fucking stop this madness before Godzilla El Niño shows up and contributes to a MASS EXTINCTION EVENT!!! FUCK the deniers and oil companies that contributed to Idiocracy!!!!🌎🔥📈 #climatechange #climatecrisis #elnino #godzilla

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

If it's bad at 1.4-1.7C (2025) Global Average Temperatures, imagine a fucking (3-5C) GAT world, which is right around the corner! Progressive Takeover Now!!!🌎🔥📈 Oh, and don't forget 2016 was 1C!! We're doubling in a small amount of time!! #climatecrisis #elnino #godzilla

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

It's annoying that news outlets are calling this "the new normal" when it comes to climate change! That's bullshit!! The year 2025 was 1.4C above pre industial averages! AND it's going to get hotter! Even 3-5C projections! #climatecrisis #elnino #godzilla

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

State-corporate media still silent on state-corporate crimes against nature and humanity ~7 decades later

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

REMEMBER: scientists indicate it's "virually certain" global warming will rise rapidly to 2°C, and at this rate likely within months or years not decades

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

We don't have to live like this! Progressive takeover now!!!!📈🌎🔥

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

TRUMP DIARRHEA OUTBREAK: Cyclosporiasis cases are surging now across 40+ states, a severe diarrhea outbreak linked to contaminated produce. Reports indicate Trump admin CDC changes made Cyclospora surveillance optional and restructured the parasitic diseases division.

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

We need a progressive dictatorship!! A council of people who will shutdown the system and begin recovery efforts!! It will be ugly and brutal but it's better than the shitshow we have now!!📈🌎🔥#climatecrisis #climatechange #elnino #godzilla

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

Nature survey shows majority of world’s leading climate scientists expect “catastrophic” impacts in their lifetimes (92 of 233 living IPCC authors). The results show that six in 10 of the respondents expect the planet to warm at least 3 degrees Celsius). https://t.co/qeazUZgiug

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

During the pandemic, the planet got a brief chance to breathe. Air pollution dropped, waterways became cleaner, wildlife returned to places it had long abandoned, and ecosystems began to recover. It almost felt like COVID was Earth’s vaccine, and we were the virus.

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

Don't forget that America only went to war with Iran because Epstein and Trump were front page news!!!!!🗞️📰Sorry not sorry the world is collapsing because of a deranged individual!!!!

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

jokes aside he’s definitely going to try to cancel the midterms

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

So a Civil War instead of midterm elections.

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

Are we ready for a second American Civil War?

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

BREAKING: Trump will unveil his plan to RIG the 2026 midterms and stay in power indefinitely this Thursday.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

BREAKING: Trump will unveil his plan to RIG the 2026 midterms and stay in power indefinitely this Thursday.

[Prof. Ryan Katz-Rosene @ryankatzrosene]

This is an absolutely insane trend for less than 50 years of climatological change.

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

As much as I love sports, it's always more more more--more teams, more games, more expansions, more oversea games, like, how much is too much? Same goes for world cups and Olympics, do we really need them anymore with rapid warming?📈🌎🔥#climatebreakdown #climatecrisis #elnino

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

BREAKING: mass media remain silent on crimes against nature and humanity in all but name despite report showing corporate climate targets are consistent with 2°C hell by 2029-39

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

We need a takeover that can shut down the system!!! How do we do this? I don't know! But it's so frustrating thinking that we have to just bend over and take it because world leaders refuse to do ANYTHING!!! 🌎🔥📈 #climatecrisis #climatechange #elnino #godzilla

[Prof. Eliot Jacobson @EliotJacobson]

Your "Godzilla El Niño derangement syndrome" graphic for today has the peak now rising to 4.20°C over the 1991-2020 baseline.

[Prof. Eliot Jacobson @EliotJacobson]

Your "Godzilla El Niño derangement syndrome" graphic for today has the peak now rising to 4.20°C over the 1991-2020 baseline.

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

Stop this madness humanity!! There is no adapting to this level of warming!! Death to all because a few decided that profit was worth more than the entire species!! I hope your greed was worth it fuckers!!!🌎🔥📈#climatecrisis #climatechange #elnino #godzilla

[Earth-ed @Animalww26]

They're no longer forecasts, models, theories... it's reality.

We're going to experience an El Niño unlike any other in recorded history.

The incredible thing about this graph is only surpassed by how incredible it is that practically no "news outlet" will feature it.

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

This is so dire! Why are so many people so apathetic to a fucking MASS EXTINCTION EVENT! Idiocracy has won!!📈🌎🔥 #climatechange #climatecrisis #elnino #godzilla

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

BREAKING: "data suggest that a runaway train of extinction is now likely to produce a global mass extinction" according to horrified scientists

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

Global warming is accelerating.

Scientists expect record heat in 2026-27.

E.g.

2023: 1.46°C ✔
2024: 1.55°C ✔
2025: 1.41°C ✔
2026: 1.65-1.95°C
2027: 1.66-1.99°C
2028: 1.52-1.91°C
2029: 1.55-1.95°C
2030: 1.65-1.95°C

As you can see, we seem to be at ~1.56-1.76°C already.

[The Green Report🎙🌿 @GreenReportWhit]

This is really stressing me out! I need time to process, my health is at risk! I'm here in spirit! Fight the fight! Don't give up humanity!! We deserve a liveable planet!!🌎#climatecrisis

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Last month was the warmest June on record for Western Europe, according to a new analysis.

And now, even more heat is building. https://t.co/dxIKt66X8j