TankEngine

Sodor's Greatest Locomotive

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

There should be a pride stripe for white guys who only date Asian girls

[Teanna Trump @TeannaTrump]

If ya nigga gotta ask for some head or sex .. you need to be cheated on.

[TankEngine @GreenTankEngine]

@kaitduffy claims that this is a joke, but as a 25-year-old dating fit, sex-addicted, millenial women in 2026 (and buying them new bags), I am happy to report this has a lot of truth to it!

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

Millennial woman 2026 bingo card:
- mini face lift
- gym 5x a week at 5am
- date a 25 year-old
- new bag
- trip to Italy to “reset”
- start casually doing cocaine
- rebrand that dead IG page
- secret findom twitter account
- get really into sex parties
- develop a sex addiction

[TankEngine @GreenTankEngine]

I made my Twitter account personally unidentifiable just for posts like this

[Bieber. @Beibersl]

Lisa.

[Mariè @p8stie]

Things BLACK AMERICANS in the ATLANTA AREA enjoy:

- POKE BOWLS WITH RAW SALMON
- HAVING THEIR 4 YEAR OLD LEARN MANDARIN
- ALO YOGA
- DRINKING MATCHA
- INVESTING INTO ROTH IRAs
- SATURDAY AFTERNOON FISHING
-DRIVING TOYOTA TACOMAS

[誉 @homare_works]

公式で発表ありましたのでお仕事宣伝です。
CATWOMAN #89 CVR E HOMARE SWIMSUIT CARD STOCK VAR　こちら水着姿のキャットウーマンを描かせてもらいました。
６月発売なのかな？
ショップで見かけましたらよろしくお願いします。

[GiantsMuse @Giants_muse]

New Yorkers when it comes to supporting the Knicks

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

“Lets play Overwatch”

[TankEngine @GreenTankEngine]

Metrosexual is too difficult for the average low T white boy to pull off, and thus remains completely unfair.

Just wear a little Miu Miu, skin toner, and styling cream, and every 28+ y/o Asian above an 8.5 with at least one piece of Van Cleef on is undoing their bra.

[kaydenciaga⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @i30clip]

yes, y’all just gotta learn how to spot the attractive lightskin performative metrosexual women grifting caricature

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

How Dubai works

[TankEngine @GreenTankEngine]

I'm going to commit seppuku. They are going after the Garden Grove strip coffee shops? What the fuck is the world coming to?
https://t.co/vAdilgQUWK

[TankEngine @GreenTankEngine]

Catch me out in the streets trying to bring us back to the golden age where gooners were organized like the masons 💪

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Gooning has a long history.

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

I forgot to add that he is a known animal abuser as well. He fake-cried when Fish died to get laid by another well-known streamer, I won't say who (it was Pokimane), but the reason his dog died at such a young age is due to the abuse and neglect he suffered from Hasan. He has never spoken about what in particular killed his dog because it would reveal his abuse and neglect.

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

This outcome is a thousand times more common than grooming gangs, Somali fraud, or anything else racists complain about to justify their hate. Live in the real world, not in the online swamps.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

they hate to see a white boy get a little arabic with it

[Jason Harrison @nominalthoughts]

Yes I support the Nordic Model:

More Billionaires per Capita (NOR)
Right to Dismiss Striking Workers (DEN)
Partially Privatized Pensions (SWE)

[🖖🏿 @energyfleetss]

Went on a museum date and almost told her “u da real art”

[Devin @DevinNash]

The livestream/Twitch viewbot issue is way more prevalent and destructive for platforms than most people realize. It's a difficult problem and no one knows how to fix it yet.

When my agency was running ads on Twitch, we noticed a weird problem:

Our brand's conversions were worse the more viewers a stream had. The largest streams have the least sales. 500-1000 viewer streams often have the best sales, and outperform many 30,000+ viewer creators. We initially attributed this to diminishing viewer returns - AKA - not everyone in large streams is as invested as core, small communities. This is untrue though because the few large streams that do have authentic viewership overperform on ad campaigns. So it had to be something else.

We did some digging and were shocked at the number of top 500 broadcasters that are being viewbotted or view botting themselves. We estimate it is around 400 to 430 of the top 500, not including embeds. It is incredibly easy to do. Up until a couple weeks ago in 2025 you could literally open multiple headless browser windows to count as +1 viewer, and even now you can still count 2 viewers on two separate incognito browsers (go try it.) Twitch finally recently fixed this, so the current strategy is to spin up thousands of proxies through a service like AWS (ironically) and DigitalOcean.

Twitch doesn't punish anyone for view botting (unless a streamer shows it on screen) because according to them, "we can't know if its the streamer or someone else." However even then their enforcement is selective, with celebrities like Ray J openly admitting in July to viewbotting and getting no punishment. Because discovery is non-existent on Twitch and the platform is a Kingmaker system, there's no reason to not view bot unless you have a moral compass - a rare thing in streaming these days.

Viewbots are not only set up by streamers themselves, but also agencies and managers. This is to fool sponsors (like me) into paying $20,000+ (about $1-3 per ccv) for viewers that are not there. In 2025, most major brands have already run campaigns with horrible results, and so they and their agencies simply don't advertise on Twitch anymore. The untold story is millions gone from creators and the livestreaming platforms themselves because of this.

This combines with the Adpocalypse I wrote about here some months ago, where I predicted a 40-50% ad revenue drop due to Twitch platforming controversial political content. This ended up being exactly what happened, and this one-two combo puts Twitch on a difficult path.

I suspect the most prominent viewbotting streamers will be revealed in the coming months, one way or another. It's an open secret in the industry, and some broadcasters know where the bodies are buried. It's only a matter of time before someone blabs. No one will miss these offenders, and they're usually synonymous with pushing scam sponsors and exploiting their viewers in various ways.

Thankfully more attention is also recently coming to the matter via folks in the know such as (@Trainwreckstv and @Asmongold) - and I would trust their posts and clips on the subject entirely. They know a lot more than people give them credit for and the fact that they're both on a very small list of people who have made it legitimately pisses them off enough to educate others about it.

If you're concerned with this problem @Twitch, you need to setup manual investigative teams to analyze top Twitch streams, take down botnets, and issue C&Ds to major providers. You probably can't win the war from an engineering standpoint, for a lot of reasons beyond the scope of this thread. Anyone working on the problem at Twitch or Kick, feel free to DM me and I'll help if I can.

The livestreaming platforms aren't incentivized to do the right thing because more viewers equals more sponsor deals and a better "looking" platform. But what goes around comes around, and the bill will come due. This exact thing happened in esports, when most brands during 2019-2021 realized that teams couldn't convert product sales like they claimed. Fast forward today and esports is a fraction of its original power and mostly owned by foreign interests and gambling proxies.

The people hurt the most by these bad actors are the legitimate creators trying to make it. If you're one of these people, you're playing a rigged game by trying to funnel new viewers in from livestreaming platforms. You should be doing VOD and value creation on @YouTube (events, story-driven video) and driving those viewers into places like @Patreon that offer fair creator splits. Twitch hasn't invested successfully in small creator discovery for a decade and you are on your own. The platform will hobble onward so long as Amazon can justify the profit loss in exchange for its media impact and times are good. You don't need to be caught in that downward spiral by being dependent on it. Diversify (multistream) and don't be a victim.

Livestreaming will never be taken seriously by major sponsors unless these problems are addressed. Until then (if ever) the industry will be a shadow of what it could be.

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Believing that 'plastic surgery makes everyone look weird and fake' is a great tell for unserious thinking.

You do not notice the majority of cases, since they just look normal.

The 'plastic surgery look' is the exception.