Teagan Amey

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

About 3 seconds into summer

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

Happy Friday! Unless you go in the stall right next to someone when there are infinite other options. Not you.

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

To the guy absolute RAGE screaming in his car to death metal, with the windows down, rush hour at a stop, in a corporate suit: I see you, and thank you so much

[Death Cab for Cutie @dcfc]

Let's celebrate: Death Cab for Cutie, Transatlanticism. @PostalService, Give Up. The 20th anniversary tour. Each band will perform each album in its entirety. Sign up for early ticket access: https://t.co/IyyZuisf5s

Video by Juliet Bryant

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

@CAPiper32 Better just cut it off

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

@amys_tweeter If they didn’t want you to eat the whole sleeve they should have pre-divided each sleeve 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

Happy Buffalo Chicken Dip Day 💫

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

@CAPiper32 WORDLE NEEDS TO RELEASE YOU

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

@amys_tweeter I HAVE SNACKS

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

@amys_tweeter They’re banking on a grandma freezing that until November 25th

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

@amys_tweeter HOLY. CAN I VISIT?

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

If women stopped tearing each other down in the workplace, then maybe we could work together to get more spots at the table instead of clawing over just one. #GetWithTheTimes

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

I appreciate anyone who’s taken me to a bar after a fictional character dies in one of my shows.

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

The 6 is a typo. You never saw her 😂

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

The waiting list I’ve been on for 3 6years offered me a bald cat today. Do I accept?

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

Can life take a SUPER quick break from being such a thwarting monster? Thankyouuuu 🌚🥲👌🏻JUST TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE.

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

@HankiPank @katya_zamo Two kinds of chasers 🥃👠 😂

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

@HankiPank ^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

Why do I feel like scheduling my vaccine is the most competitive thing I’ve participated in since scheduling my undergrad classes?? I guess for now:

[Teagan Amey @GreenTea_gan]

I never thought somebody doing nothing while someone walks right in would upset me more than this ⬇️ but here we are🙄