Greg Balcom

Field Agent - Muskegon, Go Blue!

[T.R.U. Ball / AXCEL Archery @truball_axcel]

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[Greg Balcom @GregBalcom1]

@truball_axcel @12ring42

[Greg Balcom @GregBalcom1]

Clucklog 04102020:

Good Friday! And girls day out! Tommie was hiding 75 yards behind and spying! If a male turkey is spying on hens, is it still called a ‘peeping Tom’? Lol

#nwtf #easternwildturkey #birdsonparole… https://t.co/7aOef9wAv5

[Greg Balcom @GregBalcom1]

@12ring42 @Trey_Mikkelsen Keep it up T-Man!

[Greg Balcom @GregBalcom1]

Clucklog 03102020:

Appears that we aren’t the only ones frustrated with the time change! That or the alarm clock failed to go off! It’s always cool to see wildlife wake up versus the other way around 🤣… https://t.co/U3pyBlKvbc

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My roommate tried to keep two crows in our apartment as pets.

The police arrested him for attempted murder.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My wife tried to take a selfie in the shower, but it was too blurry.

She has selfie steam issues.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I hate autocorrect.

It always makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo!

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Why can't a nose be 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My ex wife cheated on me with her deaf best friend.

Honestly, I should have seen the signs.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁���𝗵.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I am starting a charity to teach short people maths.

It’s called making the little things count.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week...

...and it said 2-4 years on the box.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

We all know about Murphy’s Law – Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?

It’s thinly sliced cabbage.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore.

W.H.O. let the dogs out!

[Greg Balcom @GregBalcom1]

Clucklog 02252020:

48 Turkeys and 3 doe on site this morning. “Warriors! Come out to play!” Not sure how many of you will get the reference but even more challenging will be to spot all 3 deer! AND… https://t.co/IIu82A2ZbQ

[Greg Balcom @GregBalcom1]

Clucklog 02182020:

Looks like the COs have the yard back under control after this mornings wilderness riot! I mean seriously, they are standing in single file even!!!

#easternwildturkey #nwtf #birdsonparole… https://t.co/HwBEnBYCaw

[Greg Balcom @GregBalcom1]

Clucklog 02142020:

Everybody is a bit twitterpated today being Valentine’s Day and all. Looking for love in all the wrong places.

#easternwildturkey #nwtf #birdsonparole #muskegonparole #valentinesday2020… https://t.co/j78SUAYqui

[Greg Balcom @GregBalcom1]

Clucklog 02132020:

That moment when you realize Wild Turkey is not only something you eat, but can drink as well!
#easternwildturkey #nwtf #wildturkeybourbon #thanksgivingturkey #muskegonparole #birdsonparole… https://t.co/sDLynJrWVz

[Greg Balcom @GregBalcom1]

Clucklog 02052020:
They are growing up so fast! Can almost taste the gravy already!!!

#easternwildturkey #nwtf #birdsonparole #muskegonparole #soflockinggood #cluckingdelicious #thanksgiving2020 @ Muskegon Parole https://t.co/cZC45gFPZ5