GregTheChicken

just a chicken trying to get by

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

After seeing Wasteland I now realize chickens probably wouldn't fair well in the apocalypse.. Especially ceramic ones @sextrex #fringebuzz

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

@LydiaThePuppet I love carrot cake! Please save me some. I don't need much, I'm just a chicken

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

"Chicken" soup and "egg" noodles? Why don't you make a nice hat out of the feathers while you're at it!. ..Savages..

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

Sigh...

[Bashful Productions @BashfulProd]

Any solution is good to get people in! #theladytheleg is presenting @2pm @6pm 10$ + 2 @evab #fringebuzz #fringemtl

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

@LydiaThePuppet they wreck everything... You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

@LydiaThePuppet why are you torturing me Lydia? Some asshole left me locked in the house with a BBQ... this will be a long day.

[Lydia The Puppet @LydiaThePuppet]

.@GregChicken Your trout friend is fucking weird. I like him. .@FringeBuzz .@FringeBuzz

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

Fringe for All would be way more fun if I could get a drink...WTF bartenders... Of course I don't have ID. I'm a fucking chicken!

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

I don't he's going to make it to fringe, but you gotta admire his enthusiasm. #fringemoi

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

@LydiaThePuppet yeah! he's super nice. We're having a great chat about seasoning...

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

Friday to-do list:
order some more fucks, I'm fresh out.
#zerofucks

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

What is this....thats not booze...

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

...but maybe its just all the vodka I've been drinking for the last 12 hours.

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

IM IN LOVE

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

Fuck Thursday's. Think I'll just listen to the Seeg all day and kill this bottle of vodka.

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

@LydiaThePuppet I'll get the big bottle and some red wine, just in case.

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

@LydiaThePuppet I would but I just ate a big bowl of puppet soup. Hey you should come over and see my new creuset pot sometime...

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning...

[GregTheChicken @GregChicken]

@LydiaThePuppet