not Craig

“I burn my life, to make a sunrise I know i’ll never see”

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

In restaurant situations the MLB app is like cocomelon for grown men with autism

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

There is a concept in psychology called ​THE SUNK COST FALLACY. When you stay in a relationship not because of who the person is today, but to justify the years of effort you’ve already invested. Your brain tells you, "I can't let 5 years go to waste," forgetting that staying forces you to waste 5 more.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

gyming with hate in your heart>>>>>>

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

that coke was beating her ass 😭

[Jeremy @ManaByte]

How it started How it’s going

[The Dark Side @FantasyGalaxies]

Padme: "No Anakin, we can't be together"

The outfit that Padme chose during this conversation:

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

revenge of the sith stays on during sex

[MLB @MLB]

I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you. I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over. Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil! From my point of view, the Jedi are evil. Then you are lost! This is the end for you, my master. It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground. You underestimate my power. Don't try it. You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness! I hate you! You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.

[bri! @brikenobi]

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about Revenge of the Sith”

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Kiké trying to get Michael to do the Dodgers celebration. 😂

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Miguel Rojas saw this clip on Instagram and left this comment, and it's perfect.

[not Craig @GREGCULES]

😂😂

[jerm @dodgerjerm]

He definitely been talking to his side chicks again lmfao

[dee thee gemini 🧚🏽✨ @medeecine]

Andy pages got bullied into stardom bruh this is insane

[shirley 🇺🇸 @daylightshirley]

wrobleski on a random monday in april

[not Craig @GREGCULES]

Peak

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

The Dodgers crushing the Blue Jays in their first matchup since the World Series and then putting in the guy who ruined that World Series for Toronto to pitch is all-time mean

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Dodger Blue.

For the first time in history, the Dodgers will be wearing a blue jersey as part of their regular uniform rotation on the road.

[Katie Woo @katiejwoo]

Rolling up to Panda Express tomorrow like

[steven | LAD (56 - 31) @brokeboysteven_]

everybody getting the yoshi bobblehead but me 🫩😭