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sausage roll

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Cats on a wet balcony

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Did the term cliffhanger come from the Italian Job ending?

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Anti-vax protesters wanted to storm the BBC for spreading false properganada. They went to the old HQ and ended up slightly disrupting ITV's Loose Women 🤡

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@isthisadam_ Isn't it short sor simp?

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I got in a really old Uber today, it was prius-toric

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@CardCsar Who tf is George

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7 times table is the worst one right?

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I don't get people excited to go back to clubbing, so they can get way too drunk, and not remember clubbing.

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I look like this....So he can look like this ❤❤

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@JoeGuy7 This is what I invisioned

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Politicians names sound like a prank on a year 7 supply teacher; Johnson, Hancock, Cummings, Trump

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I thought Bonnie and Clyde where a comedy duo like, Laurel and Hardie, Morecambe and Wise.

I...was wrong.

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Merchandise is genius. You not only get free walking advertisements, but you get payed for it too!

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First Pfizer dose done! Side note anyone else have great signal atm

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I bought a soft close bin today.

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I remember the good old days when 1999 wasn't 22 years ago 😐

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Pate should definitely be spelt patay.
I only ever read it as plate without the L.

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A tent is just a big bag for life.

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It took me way too long to figure out people weren't texting me boobs with a party hat on. Because this "<3" looks nothing like a heart.

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