Speedy Boarding for Babs

Dishonest to my federation. Crass, reckless and arrogant.

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

The deadline day Sancho free agent + Rashford loan with obligation will hit like Dignitas 💉

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

@Danny_McMoomins There has to be more to life than this

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

@ALLRIGHTIDIOTS @Danny_McMoomins Shaun Williamson

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

@nos_raerf1 @Danny_McMoomins Covered in tattoos I'd wager

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

I don't get it.
Douglas Luiz wants to leave Villa, we want to sign him, he has 1 year left on his contract...

Why are Villa demanding a so-called "transfer fee" instead of just terminating his contract? 🤔

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

@aarjanistan Led by Honkeys

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@BareLeft Speedy Boarding for Babs

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

@AdjustRanking10 Please just

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

@DrMJMrBoh You don't fancy having John Rentoul as a neighbour?

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

@djg23 Feeling a bit like the season (2011?) when van Persie basically carried the entire team, except I don't even think we have a RvP in this squad.

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

Seeing our squad laid out like this certainly brings home just how light we are. Another mid-table season incoming I'm afraid.

[Razed NBA @RazedNBA]

Joe Willock is with his Arsenal teammates this afternoon, not on his way to Newcastle. #AFC

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

@Danny_McMoomins Only a few letters removed from Big Jimmy Saville, makes u think...

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

@mrjamesob @CJRead82 @Conservatives ?

https://t.co/LmHzgs3cln

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Johnson versus Corbyn?

Do you want your dishonest, bigoted, nation-diminishing personality cult served on or off the bone?

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

@mrjamesob @CJRead82 @Conservatives This you?

https://t.co/3UBBac4cTe

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

We put a pillock in charge. He was, arguably, less pillocky than the other pillock. Both pillocks were too weak/stupid to admit that Brexit's a disaster. The winning pillock surrounded himself with *massive* pillocks in the hope of looking a bit less pillocky. It hasn't worked...

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

Imagine eating an apple without flicking it up in the air a few times like you're just about to bowl an over of off-spin

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

How much money could Taco Bell be possibly offering to pay a multi millionaire to make this tweet worth it

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

Thank you England. You cheered your heart out. Now eat your heart out. Get a free taco today. #iSeeaTaco @tacobelluk

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

Suggested alternatives to goals scored, an arcane measurement, for deciding a match:
1. Expected Assists in zones 8-14
2. Average heat map distribution across all zones
3. Position by position radar chart comparisons

[Jo Swinson @joswinson]

Suggested alternatives to penalties for deciding a tied match:
1. Average score per minute played
2. Fewest bookings

[Speedy Boarding for Babs @GreggAFC]

Saw this tweet and had no idea who this bloke was, turns out we signed someone two days ago. Thank god I no longer obsessively refresh twitter for transfer news all summer these days.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Working hard already 💪

🔜 @HibernianFC

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The French Euro 2020 campaign: