Greg Heffelfinger

Comedy, Music and Books make life worth living. Podcast enthusiast and Professional Procrastinator. I'm finishing my book,I swear. Killer Termite and Psych-O.

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@DmatteoRich @JohnCleese Then, how do you square the MAGA circle? Trump proudly supports racism, pedophilia, rape, homophobia and violence against women and children.

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@RuksanaAnsar This has to be a bot. There is no way that people suck this bad at math. The pattern is obvious. This is one of the easiest ones I’ve seen and I SUCK at math but it took about two seconds to see the pattern. The answer is 100,btw

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@T43ZNM536 @historyinmemes Yeah, those poles are putting in a whole lot of work,lol.

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@FanElonMuskrut Trick question: it’s RELEASE ALL OF THE EPSTEIN FILES

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@FanElonMuskrut Hope

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@oelma__ I’m 47 and I’ve done all of those things.

Not all of them are from the past. People listen to vinyl records every day.

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@aznnorth @Eric_Branch I think the better question is why are we always the most hurt team in the f’n league? It’s becoming an every season thing for us. Is there something wrong with conditioning or the field? How the fuck does everyone get the same injury?Greenlaw got hurt walking on the field?WTF

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@JasonAponte2103 We don’t need corners because yall can’t catch shit anyway! AB is good but he has been crazy since he got his shit rocked!! He needs to take all the calls from Butterfinger because he ain’t playing for the Eagles anymore!!

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@CreeptoInflunce @Wisdom_HQ It’s not sneaky, it’s on the receipt. If it was sneaky, they wouldn’t have put anything.

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@HaYoMiDe_ 18, yall have a very low bar for genius

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@FeelLikePeno That didn’t age well

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@Mishi_2210 116

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@hawk4hire @ThrillaRilla369 Maybe helicopter parents were born in the 80’s but I never got a participation trophy. I played in base,basket, football leagues in the 80’s and if you lost you just went home.

That is some millennial culture stuff.

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I'm listening to Jam - 2023-04-13 on the PhishJustJams iPhone app #phishjustjams @SigOasisMoby17

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@sweetxpalma @crulge The good ole’ Grateful Dead, we contain multitudes. And most of them don’t like Donna.

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@crulge Brent was there when he was needed. If you are trying to say he was better than Keith at playing his instrument then you are nuts. The best years of the GD were when Keith was playing and if Jerry had such a connection with Brent, why did Keith play with JGB?

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@marknorm Comedy!!!

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@daveanthony @reynoldsgareth Are you guys ever going to come back to Nashville? I still have vouchers from 2020. We need some Dollop here,stat!

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@JoshAdamMeyers Milly-delphia is still havin a ball, rolling to the bottom!!

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@wookplus Gotta be the title track but live it’s hard to beat “Maze”