Greg Heffley

Greg Heffley, 12, parody, “internet micro celebrity”, former Pope, Duke FB twt. BB Prez, 4X TL Champ, NTFL Founder, TFC Runner. TN Kid, blocked by Nicki Minaj

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@KamikazeAmber Not even remotely close

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It’s that time of year again

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@abifruitcake Thank you for the input but we'll take it from here

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@TheChainsmokers Strange there's nothing here

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@Rossfan02 Here's that attention you're looking for

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@guysitsmeasdf Sure

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@UNCballTalk I'm not gonna talk but fuck Duke basketball until Christmas, Duke is a football school these roundball only fans don't deserve shit

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@vinniedoesstuff

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@IAN_TVNetwork Yay!

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@Tonysmarkettips Increase his revenue? This app doesn't pay shit, he doesn't need twitter money

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@ReasonableUNC @LaettnerIsKing Craziest thing in here honestly is Maryland basketball being ranked that high at the time

[IAN @IAN_TVNetwork]

🚨BREAKING - Greg Heffley and his vice president, War Dang, have been inaugurated! They are officially president and vice president of Bikini Bottom.

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@2Jaec48

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Hi dad, I'm beer

[linux @tuvati]

so uhh... my beer just offered me a 16. im dad

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Mississippi U.S. Senate: 1 new vote from Tishomingo County

🔴 Hyde-Smith: +1 (100%)
🔵 Colom: +0 (0%)

Colom's statewide lead narrows to 2,535 votes.

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That damn Loch Ness Monster

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@k3nz1e__ Two things can be true:

I don't think Larson is racist or anti black

The n word should have never been in his vocabulary to start with and that error goes beyond just being young or ignorant

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*searching for the clit*
ummm… it’s right behind me isn’t it?

[َ @serbastien]

*finds the clit*
ehhh guys…you might wanna come see this

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@Spongester98 Didn’t answer this in the space but I think it’s fun. As long as it isn’t taking time from important proposals

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Bikini Bottom Presidency https://t.co/AxMlBNAYnU