Greg Heffley

Spring break capital resident (Northeast) | Purveyor of the filling station | DHS truther #MBC

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@MikeLANKsley Having to pay for an “uber” instead of walking back to base

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@Terrapins247 UMD cfp futures

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@MikeLANKsley Give em hell Fruzz

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🚨Week 3 NFL Computer Power Rankings🚨

Lot of movement. Feel free to discuss

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@MikeLANKsley Year 9 breakout #soon #TBIA

[Fruzz “Baba Oladotun” Williams @MikeLANKsley]

Monday afternoon and Michael Anthony Locksley is still employed

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@MikeLANKsley @Giants #TBIA

[Fruzz “Baba Oladotun” Williams @MikeLANKsley]

All you fake mfs hating on 9 for no reason! He just needs a real coach to unlock him!

@Giants hire Mike “the QB whisperer” Locksley and you’ll be hoisting the Lombardi in February!

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Locks extension noti hitting tomorrow during wfh day

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Foids and chuds alike are hating on coach while returning to their “cubicles” 😭😭😭 #TBIA

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Enough of the firing Maryland Mike gimmick we are blossoming in #Lockstober

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Kemario Taylor being guided by coach Saban into the jones-hill house

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@MikeLANKsley Phew

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Bruzz tryna hit the bars and im trying xeet at the pre 😭😭😭

[Fruzz “Baba Oladotun” Williams @MikeLANKsley]

No amount of Terps losses can deter me from fishbowls and freshman

Don’t let Mike LANKsley get a bag after the Terps lose to Rutgers on homecoming #IGBBMN

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Last leg on the Trojans ML and the ducks doing “disabled qb1 gimmick”

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Myself and @MikeLANKsley after ripping turf for the 2-8 terps in “November”

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Bet us currency in “Lincoln Riley”

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Ae saer Goch i-chúdh nîn naeth, i-vilith na chíratha vi fen.

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准备好学焊接了吗，伙计