Ma step da is an actual wee lassie washing hanging up outside brings everything in except ma stuff haha it’s got to the stage am done bammin him up, just gonny ask him for a square go winner is the man of the house
Assert your dominance in a pub toilet by spitting in the urinal after a piss to let the guy next to you know you mean business and it’s not your first rodeo
Sams gone on a tinder date with this girl and he asked if she was ready and she replied ‘not yet, I need to down my Stella’ she’s 100% turning up in rigger boots and a hard hat 👷🏼♂️😂