Greg Loizou

I play bass in a band called Bandits & Beggars, and I write for and I doodle stuff for people.

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I’m on @withFND 🌐

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This is the face of a cereal killer. https://t.co/dpnj8LwhMP

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Dear twitter: sorry for my 4-year absence... in my defense, I was abducted by aliens.

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@TheRockTysons #beachwisdom #TheLightGuy

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Movie hacking: "Once I cyberblast the mainframe, we can bypass the django matrox with the encryption unix to run a kilobitronic algorithm!"

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Until recently I've always hated cats, but I guess it's true what they say: ketchup makes everything taste better!

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Why hasn't natural selection dealt with chihuahuas yet?

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There's nothing more American than getting hammered and blowing crap up to celebrate independence. #GodBlessAmerica

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You may think Siri is dumb, but I disagree. She knows when a breakdown is about to come in a song, and interrupts every single time.

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A gas station clerk just informed me of a "Gwarbeque" and asked if I wanted to see some ghouls. Pretty sure the word "haberdasher" was used.

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@TJCreedon @afomalley @CalebKinas GET YOUR SILLY FANNY UP HERE SO @CalebKinas CAN SPANK IT!!

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@TJCreedon YES. I need that all over my body.

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Made it to Hawaii. All-outdoor airport is kinda weirding me out. It's awesome.

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My mom can beat up your mom.

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I have a mix of "Bad Touch" and "Amazing Grace" stuck in my head. It's gonna be a weird day.

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In honor of earth day, I ate as many animals today as I could grill. #saveatree

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I wish toilets had lumbar support.

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Random pet peeve: how items are bagged at the checkout counter. A crow bar should never be in the same bag as light bulbs. Good one Walmart.

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Note to self; just pick a dang color and buy those Crocs already! #aprilfools

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I've decided I really need to start saying "YOLO" more often. #aprilfools