@BDSixsmith โOne preemptive precision strike against the thieving Albanian dwarf would have eternally elevated Mr Blair into the pantheon of Jeffersonian statesmen.โ
PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precautionโit's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't
@ChiBearsMuse In translation, Chicago refuses to give us the taxpayer funds they use for police, fire, & other services for a new stadium, so we will rip of Indiana or Arlington Heights taxpayers
A trolley is about to hit 5 people laying on the track
You can redirect the car, but the other track has not yet reached regulatory approval or completed its 1 year environmental testing period, so operating a train car on it is a violation of transit regulations
What do you do?
@ConanOBrien Been on a Norm binge, as I am every two weeks, and rewatched the Netflix homage to him you did with Letterman, Chappelle et al. about how Norm never debased himself to do clapter comedy.
You know in your heart of hearts that clapter is all that Colbert wanted from his audience.
I've been following the "Christopher Nolan used Emily Wilson's translation of the Odyssey" story but I felt like I just didn't have the grounding to judge if Wilson's translation was good or bad
So I talked with a friend who speaks Ancient Greek to see what the scholarly world thought of it
@eugyppius1 I just skipped Mein Kampf and went straight to his untitled, shorter second book. Far more condensed, got a lot of his worldview and could generously skim his (interminable and extremely tiresome) takes on Tyrol.