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What took you so long? Was there a queue at the post office?

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@DennisHam1988 @Footballtweet Gaaaaaaayyyyy

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@HammettStuart @Aj_Mars10 @fesshole *an

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@ShaunyG83 Genuinely read that as “prody” account!

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@GuzKhanOfficial Banksy is Robert Del Naja from Massive Attack!

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@FBAwayDays @DAFCNews If you had footage of the North West Curve at East End Park for that winning goal on Saturday, the limbs produced there would piss on pretty much any celebrations in English football.

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@YoBenCohen @MagnumGlobal Free Paraline and Tablet (tablet being a Scottish confectionery)

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Fuck me! Principal Skinner got a rebrand!

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💰😅 Arman Tsarukyan reveals he makes $300k for a win in the UFC, but gets left almost with nothing after expenses:

Interviewer: So, you get 300K?

Arman: No, that’s for a win.

Interviewer: So if you lose, what — around 150k?

Fighter:
Yeah, roughly. And from that — 30% taxes, right away.

Then from what’s left — fifty percent goes out:
five to the gym,
five to the coach,
fifteen to the manager.
You prepare for two to three months and end up at zero.

Interviewer:
But if you win, you get a bonus?

Arman:
Yeah, that’s the motivation.
But in general, you’re kind of fighting at a loss most of the time.

Interviewer:
So the main income comes from sponsorships, right?

Arman:
Yeah, sponsorships — that’s how you actually make money.

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From Arman's latest video on Youtube.

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@BunbegB “March with Martin” was right there!

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@lfdons One could argue the first word of Scotlands national anthem is “Hark” because of ‘Scotland the Brave’.

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@Parody_PM Still would!

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Just goes to show though: say enough, and some of it will come back to shoot you in the neck!

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@joeroganhq Prince Andrew

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@badazn Does that mean millennials were absolute shaggers?

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@ShaunyG83 Because they are the stupidest fans in all of football. Every time they say anything, just remember that fact. It’ll make your life easier mate.

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@kylemiller_10 Should’ve released it on September 11th!

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@SkySportsPL I want to know if it’s true that Fergie said to him “that’s twice you’re going to be on that cunts DVD” after Nakamuras 2 free kick against him in the Champions League.

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@DennisHam1988 @HMFC_1874_ Not sure if it was specified that it was KFC!

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@jomickane His next special is going to be fire!

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@SuellaBraverman Unlike the ice cream! You’re a massive cunt!

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@ShaunyG83 @The_Forty_Four @G_L1989 You kidding? He was 2 grand down within 3 weeks!