Gregovitch

Something something something darkside. Something something something complete.

[ginger🫍 @GingOffTheHing]

sir a second album has hit the swifties

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Karen bought me an Easter rabbit! No… duck! No… rabbit. No, duck…

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Working as a conductor on a ghost train is all tickety boo.

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Oh your child was sad and disappointed by the Wonka Immersive Experience?

Well Mrs Gloop’s son horrifically drowned when he went so, you know, perspective.

[Neil @_Enanem_]

Craig David on Sunday Brunch.

Decent booking that, he doesn’t usually do a lot today.

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

The best thing about pancake day

[Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston]

[Scooby Doo at an interview]
Interviewer: May I see your CV?
Scooby: *hands CV over* Rrres you may!
Interviewer: Round here we call it a CV.

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

Matt LeBlanc's full name is Matthew LeBlanckety Blanc Blanckety Blanc Blanckety Blanc Pause Blanckety Blanc.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Groundhog Day

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from The Traitors"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"

[june lewins @joonloons]

Bit late to give advice.

[Greg Miller @GameOverGreggy]

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that PC gaming was cool.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

A story in four acts.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Some kids used to tease me because I looked like a bowl of custard, luckily I developed a thick skin.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

And for those of you who don’t want to know tonight’s score, look away now

[Stephen Buchanan @stephenbucomedy]

My stand up/sketch comedy special is available to watch on the @somelaughpod YouTube channel from 12 noon x

[Cassidy @cassidoo]

console.log("what's going on?")

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

[Rach @RachaelvsWorld]

DFS have a Boxing Day sale that ends tonight and I doubt they'll ever have another one again don't miss out guys