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http://t.co/pUW6zqBq7G Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

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http://t.co/n5p4TEpKyN It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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http://t.co/dLc3YJQc3p I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

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http://t.co/ihxEyoBBnR "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

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http://t.co/CmsUkXtsmm Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[THUSGREG T @GREGTFRATBOY]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/TcZrQF3qGb

[THUSGREG T @GREGTFRATBOY]

http://t.co/jHIxEZSTLE How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

[THUSGREG T @GREGTFRATBOY]

http://t.co/t9KSjKkppR How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

[THUSGREG T @GREGTFRATBOY]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/mXCcdLZ5LT

[THUSGREG T @GREGTFRATBOY]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/9qwNcD6Ksk

[THUSGREG T @GREGTFRATBOY]

http://t.co/cNvH7gUqKR How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

[THUSGREG T @GREGTFRATBOY]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/2nY7sv60Pm

[THUSGREG T @GREGTFRATBOY]

http://t.co/yfECTNFer7 Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/ruRO2Al7Ud

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http://t.co/VjO78HVHWW I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

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http://t.co/K59a5ytlPB No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/mgokyy4QW9

[THUSGREG T @GREGTFRATBOY]

There's a spider on my calculator. Must be an arachnerd. http://t.co/9b5stZph

[THUSGREG T @GREGTFRATBOY]

Nipples: Nature's thermometer. http://t.co/9hpf28NH

[THUSGREG T @GREGTFRATBOY]

http://t.co/HHWyn56P Sadly, my day requires pants.