Bar-Lord

Bartender. Marine Corps vet. It's 'Veteran' not 'Vetrin'. #VeteransAgainstTrump #VetsVsHate #TheResistance

[Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan on 🟦☁️) @BrendanNyhan]

The President incites a crowd to chant that outgroup villains are "animals" in an escalation of his campaign of dehumanization. What would you think if you saw it in another country? https://t.co/cESFhpnCcA

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[Bar-Lord @GregTheWright]

Damn! @michelleisawolf got so deep under @realDonaldTrump’s skin she’s gonna need her lawyer to draft a hush agreement. https://t.co/8kFw52O2AZ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is DEAD as we know it. This was a total disaster and an embarrassment to our great Country and all that it stands for. FAKE NEWS is alive and well and beautifully represented on Saturday night!

[Bar-Lord @GregTheWright]

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Y’all can figure this out but can’t remember to get ya boy to sign a porn star’s hush agreement?

[Bar-Lord @GregTheWright]

Waiting for @IvankaTrump to drop her sex scandal info with @realDonaldTrump.

[foodmancing @Foodmancing]

Teachers: Too reckless to have a union, just reckless enough to give a Glock #FloridaLogic

[Bar-Lord @GregTheWright]

I’ve been polling bar guests all day. Everyone does 🧦,🧦,👞,👞.
No one does 🧦,👞,🧦,👞.

There are no psychopaths at my bar today.

[Jen 'now @jenrubin9' Rubin @JRubinBlogger]

Trump got a cognitive test not a psychiatric exam. Does not rule out most of what's in DSM

[Bar-Lord @GregTheWright]

Florida Georgia Line is #shitholecountry

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

And now, to cap off this weekend in which I’m trying to fight the perception of being dumb, I will mix up the words “consensual” and “consequential,” and then reveal that I don’t know the difference between a website and email address

[Bar-Lord @GregTheWright]

@tim_cook war eagle though

[Bar-Lord @GregTheWright]

@tim_cook hey dude. Never buying an apple product again. Your laptops and phones have gotten worse over time. Now the battery shit. Done.

[Bar-Lord @GregTheWright]

And if you stare at the sun during an eclipse you'll notice the sun really revolves around the earth. https://t.co/e5NGvyBjhr

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Churchill served in the military and saw combat; he served in office for decades; he was a prodigious reader of history, philosophy, literature; he was a brilliant wit with a wonderful sense of humor; he was an excellent military strategist; he was a gifted orator.

So, no. https://t.co/vDRdN17KlU

[Bar-Lord @GregTheWright]

@RandPaul @realDonaldTrump I'd vote for your neighbor.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Bartender- What can I get you?

Me- Surprise me!

Bartender- OK...here you go?

Me- Um...this is literally shit in a glass!!!

Bartender- *winks* Yep...it’s a Paul Ryan.

[Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand]

Trump was warned by senior FBI officials after he became the nominee on July 19, 2016 that his campaign could be infiltrated by Russia, and was "urged to alert the FBI about any suspicious overtures to their campaigns." Trump Tower meeting was on June 9. https://t.co/6KPkKeN8jk

[Bar-Lord @GregTheWright]

Bet you won't make a gov investment in infrastructure. https://t.co/dveCd3dt6V

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Our deepest sympathies and most heartfelt prayers are with the victims of the train derailment in Washington State. We are closely monitoring the situation and coordinating with local authorities...

[Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan on 🟦☁️) @BrendanNyhan]

Nothing to see here, just a member of Congress directly paying money to the president's private business while seeking policy favors https://t.co/MkAT7NPRb8