Greg Whitewater

Mall security officer. Uncle. Proud NFCC graduate. Bane of gamers and liberals nation wide. WEED KILLS | GAMING KILLS

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

Every day is a great day to be Greg.

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

I have outstanding warrants in 4 states and 2 territories.

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

Many have asked for a reason as to my radio silence over the past year. All I can say is my doomsday bunker has received most of my attention in recent months. Greg will never die.

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

@A_Alex101 @Syphx_ @FelixLive_ @DwightKingsford @zachhhfn @BleacherReport @k1nGOD @BRGaming Is getting replies to a year old tweet on a dead account a sport?

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

@philTheBlasio83 I am but a humble civil servant.

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

The three American flags🇵🇷🇰🇭🇮🇱 and if you don’t like it you can leave! Sad!

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

@ABC Looks like the Little Rock Applebee’s when they still had the 25¢ wings.

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

All of the warriors I recruited from the capital riots for my flag football team have since been arrested by federal authorities. Biden’s America is truly a bleak and oppressive dystopia.

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

@BGOnTheScene If anyone knows who the cop laying this amazing stiff arm is PLEASE reach out. Looking for a fullback for upcoming spring flag football season.

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

If anyone knows the brave patriots who broke past the police barricade in front of the capital building please reach out. Looking to pick up some fresh talent for the flag football team. #WashingtonDC #SaveAmericaMarch

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

Just fought a homeless bath salts addict in the Beef O’Brady’s parking lot.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Disgraceful that Big Ten is not playing football. Let them PLAY!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

سه نفر در ایران برای شرکت کردن در تظاهرات محکوم به مرگ شده اند. اعدام آنها در هر لحظه قابل انتظار است. اعدام این سه نفر پیامی اسفناک به دنیا می فرستد و نباید انجام شود. #اعدام_نکنید

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

FUCK YOU MIKE. GO BACK TO OFFLOADING TRUCKS YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A POINT GUARD. SECURITY TAKES IT HOME FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW BABY. THIS IS MY MALL.

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

The day of reckoning has arrived. May God forgive me for the unholy crusade I am about to enact on this black top. On most days I am my opponents’ guardian. Today, I am their worst nightmare.

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

@washingtonpost I hope they’re found soon.

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

The 9th annual mall cookout and 3v3 basketball tournament is continuing as scheduled this weekend. No “collapse of society” is stoping me from throwing tomahawk jams of biblical proportions on those weaklings from the warehouse department.

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

As someone of Native American and Mexican heritage (0.4% and 1.2% respectively.) I understand all too well the frustration and struggle that comes with the racism in this country. #blm #blacklivesmatter

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

Proud to say my security force is responsible for savagely beating more white people than any other mall in America.

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

Me and Kevin “Kash Man” Johnson just over under crack blocked some beta protesting the mall for not closing its doors during the COREY-19 “pandemic”. #FlattenTheCurve

[Greg Whitewater @GregWhitewater]

@axios @benshapiro Can it also detect how much 5G radiation a person has absorbed?