Greipur

Icelandick comedian

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#comedy #standupcomedy #jokes

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Please no rape jokes tonight
I just updated my PC

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In Iceland karry is a sauce
Jim Carrey sauce

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What did the linesman say when the referee punched him in the balls?
PunceLine

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Thank god boners aren't contagious like yawns.
If you see someone get a boner, you'll just have to get a boner

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Teddy Sheringham and his sister Barbiedoll Contributionpepperoni

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The mad teddy bear is furryous

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Casali Rum-kokos balls have alcoholic filling even though they are sold in grocery stores! So any kid could buy them, take them home, stab them and pour the liquid in a glass and eat the chocolate

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Looks like the reporter that grabbed @benshapiro

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There´s a retirement home called Hrafnista, sounds more like a rap album if you ask me

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One way streets in Reykjavík look more like narrow two way streets, with all those tourists.

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I wish Dirty Burger and Ribs Would be Called Clean Pizza and Ribs

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I Figured out myself that it´s the same dude that made Scooby-Doo and The Flintstones..........Scooby Dooby Doo!.........Yaba Daba Doo!!

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If Fred Flintstone was a Nazi he would say; YABA STABA JEW!

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HomeLess PerSon
HomeMore PerDaughter

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Stan came to Iceland and got sued.....GIRLFRIEND!!

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If you're a baby and you run through ice, twice your moms not very Nice Ice Baby

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No wonder girls change their underpants more often then then guys, they stor'em up their assholes!

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I like my apples like i like my traffic lights, green and yellow

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We don´t need double blind placebo studies, Just pick honest people in the focus groups