lizard

(she/they)

[lizard @gremlinman1]

i literally can’t vent to anyone but my mom is crashing the fuck out rn and it feels like my family is falling apart but it’s probably fine but also i’m losing it

[lizard @gremlinman1]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[lizard @gremlinman1]

brokeback mountain is leet

[lizard @gremlinman1]

dev lemons the woman that you are. you will be a household name

[lizard @gremlinman1]

found my laptop

[lizard @gremlinman1]

i’m back in my losing things era. this time i’ve lost both my id and my laptop in one swift few days

[Jonas Denenberg @jdlogistcs]

They have special fucked up hot dogs on the Amtrak Downeaster service not found anywhere else in the network

[Master Chief Fortnite @MasterChiefFN06]

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[SDL @SocDoneLeft]

May the 4th be with you.

[lizard @gremlinman1]

@krockzilla anytime pookie

[lizard @gremlinman1]

i’m back in my losing things era. this time i’ve lost both my id and my laptop in one swift few days

[lizard @gremlinman1]

saw pride and prejudice for the first time the other night and cried. then i cried again talking about it the next morning

[lizard @gremlinman1]

“the thing i love the most about you is that you’re always on an adventure. and the fact that most of it is in your own head is beautiful. i mean that, i really mean that.”
and now why am i sobbing

[lizard @gremlinman1]

i’m on yelp looking up catholic churches near me

[lizard @gremlinman1]

literally could not get more liz than this. a yearly liz occurrence. a monthly liz occurrence even just without the birthday part

[lizard @gremlinman1]

my birthday is in 2 weeks, my anxiety is spiking, and my mood is plummeting who’s surprised??

[lizard @gremlinman1]

classic liz moment

[lizard @gremlinman1]

i’m about ready to burn it all to the ground and just pick up the pieces after idc

[lizard @gremlinman1]

lowkey i’m this 🤏 close to a life ruining crashout

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

Cum

[lizard @gremlinman1]

hell yeah