Gretchen

holistic nutritionist

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

Omg yes.

[Hutty B. Goode @pleasemilf]

Do any other married couple out there feel like everyone is crazy? We have some close friendships for sure but the more people my wife and I meet, the more hidden disfunction we find. We also find our aging parents to be completely out of touch with reality and increasingly so.

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@SLOTUS Are you buying size XS at 8 and a half months pregnant?? 😭👏

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@Jurassic_Liz @kaitybella K. You don’t have kids.

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@wuikle Literally no one about to give birth is this happy lol sorry

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@themaddierune Literally how would this help her?? You made it about yourself

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@MamaSissieSays I actually find that to be incredibly intimate

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@maggiemoda Facts

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@iWomansplainer Damn, she’s right though

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@Read_Meee You can start by never ever leaving your children who insist that you leave the premises

[Seasonal Clickfarm Worker @ClickingSeason]

One of the irritating things about Juneteenth is that the name is so infantilizing, a toddlerishly naive combination of month and number that implies the people it celebrates are psychologically childlike

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@HousewivesHub Barf. Such a pathetic woman.

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

The algae in the reflecting pool is getting more coverage than the migrant gang rape of a quarter of a million white girls.

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@Banjo761 💀 ☠️

[James Dueck🇻🇦 @JamesDueck]

The Left: “Believe all women!”

British girls: “Here’s what happened to 250,000 of us.”

The Left:

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

It’s really torturous watching Kristen who is so in the trenches postpartum and really struggling. She shouldn’t be filming, a baby should never cry consistently for 2 hours straight, go be with your baby, Kristen. #thevalley

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@emilymiller Are you like the representative of the reflecting pool? Why are you always talking and posting about it

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@CristiTilden https://t.co/CaXushcLOd makes a great one, more information on their website

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@CristiTilden Yes it is breastfeeding safe

[Gretchen @GretchenJGP]

@AMS_Perkins Black cumin oil. https://t.co/CaXushcLOd sells a great one I use