Gr?y

Anti-pseudoscience, pro-pseudointellectual

[Gr?y @GreySmith58]

I am tall. I am not even that tall. Please do not laugh when I hit my head on things.

[Orin Kerr @OrinKerr]

I don’t want to be a pessimist, but recent events suggest that Biden may find it challenging to work with Republicans in Congress.

[Gr?y @GreySmith58]

I’ve recently expressed dissatisfaction about my body several times verbally and in text, and now all my YouTube preroll ads are weight loss and fitness related. I’ve said it before, but fuck companies for selling me as a product and fuck companies for commodifying my insecurity

[⚔️brodiereed⚔️ @ayobrobro]

I Want Shorter Movies With Uglier Actors Made By Crews Who Are More Diverse and Paid Fairly And I’m Not Kidding.

[char @chardonyay]

if you’re going to a party tonight fuck you

[Gr?y @GreySmith58]

To all the people mad about people saying merry chrysler: thousands of human lives are being lost every day, let people laugh at a five year old joke

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

If people buying up all the PS5s when they obviously can’t use them all or even want to use them all upsets you then I have terrible news about landlords :/

[Gr?y @GreySmith58]

@die_onysus_ Thx I forgot the title

[Gr?y @GreySmith58]

Hey everyone, let’s be honest. 2020 was really bad! That’s why we here at [COMPANY] are sending it off with a promise that it’s okay to buy [PRODUCT]! We know you and we know [PRODUCT] will make 2021 the best year in your entire life. We love you!

[Gr?y @GreySmith58]

@die_onysus_ It’s that book

[Gr?y @GreySmith58]

Did You Know?...
Jesus Christ was originally given the name “God 2” until his dad insisted Mary and Joseph change it

[Gr?y @GreySmith58]

My favorite people are the man and woman in public where the man is walking around no mask, laughing and talking, and the woman is wearing a mask and is on her phone

[ronan 🌻 lawyer enjoyer @routezeros]

Hades is a bold game that asks the question “what if there was a little guy running around?”

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

This holiday, I’m gonna stay home in my trash can and avoid people.

[Brian Merchant @bcmerchant]

I wrote about why the worst year that many of us have ever lived through was the best on record for Amazon

https://t.co/XpDj48x4pA

[Gr?y @GreySmith58]

carp

[Gr?y @GreySmith58]

From a limited perspective, the opposite of Obama is Joan Cusack

[EJ Chong @ejknoodles]

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