@NateIsBack2 Another one not a date. I was at a bar shooting my shit. She asked what i did and i said I was a student getting my mba. She started going off about how men in atl were always lying and said i was too short for the nba. She then asked me if an mba was thr nba minir league. Lol
@inkedbyharms We were listening to music and said he wanted me to hear a song. He then proceeded to play his whole mixtape. And then when that finally ended, he played his OTHER mixtape. 😭😭😭😭
@inkedbyharms We went to a movie he didn’t like. For the next 2 hours he listed all the ways he could have spent his money instead including such gems:”I could have bought a pack of tube socks. If I smoked, I could have bought 2 packs of cigarettes” (this was 25+ years ago but never forgot).
@inkedbyharms Ok. So I gotta do this even tho Im a dude. I dated this girl and we went to dinner. She said she’s deathly allergic to peanuts. And busted out the big ass epipen. She said I should be good but if I eat peanuts I need you to stab me in the leg w this. I said Wut. too much pressure
@inkedbyharms We were driving to the state fair (pulling into the parking lot) and he turned the car around went all the way home just so we can hop on the metro rail and he didn’t have to pay for parking
@inkedbyharms He asked me to go to the movies. We got there for the early discount show and he spent five minutes saying/singing “goodbye” to his $20.00 bill before handing it over to the cashier.
Then he did it again inside on the snack line!
@inkedbyharms He asked me one day via text “If I was a version”
I was like... a version of what?
He said “You know, a version like you’ve never had sex before” 😭😭
@inkedbyharms We were at a nice restaurant and homes didn’t like the classical music playing so he played HIS song aloud on his phone...while rapping aloud, using the silverware for dramatic effect 🥴