Griffin Eames Zerger

A collection of the wonderful 140 chars contributions of Griffin Eames, a crazy, happy, curious boy.

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I am a two horned unicorn. I am incredibly, INCREDIBLY rare.

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If we’re going 160 mph, I know how hard the wheels are going.

In the range of seven.

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Can anybody see invisible things?

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MOM! Look behind you!! It’s a train track under the sofa! Happy April Thursday!!

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I know how you get diabetes. I think you get it from ground squirrels or groundhogs.

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Me: Mom, did you follow me or my imaginary friend, Larry?
Mom: Oh! Well I thought I was following you over here to the rock. You have an imaginary friend?
Me: Yes, two.
Mom: Oh, really! What is the name of your other imaginary friend?
Me: Michael Jackson.

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Me: Wait, who farted? It smells like someone did a roasted fart.
Mama: Ya, that was you.
Me: Oh. Well, it still smells roasted.

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Papa, have you ever heard of the no headed horse guy?

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That wasn't a nose dive, that was a head dug....mommmmmmmmm

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The sun can't melt milk.

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No, I don't have the chocolate-wobblies. That was just my goofing around brain-head.

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I'm the genious of the family. (Proclaimed from the back seat)

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Two Little Griffins Flying.

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Muskets are like really tough animals. Maybe a coyote or a fox would be their next dinner.

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Shucks-the-darn! (favorite expletive)

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That Dad...he's so great.

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I wanna explore nature.... Eww a slug!

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After Spring is Summer. After Summer is Fall. After Fall is Wednesday.

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Mama says my R's and I's are the best.

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I have two guys in my head that make inventions and then I need to tell you about them.