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a man.
a piece of cake.
a strong disliker of many, many things and ruiner of many, many more.

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@CapitalVissionX It's a PIN for your wristband on your watch

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@Caroltreasure @histories_arch I don't know. I mean homo sapiens apparently were the original. Colonizers, just invading and taking over and breeding cultures out. Seems like something that the man you're bitching about being Neanderthal would be all in for.

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@dndbeyond searching for a valid promotion code - any running? https://t.co/OIJ5hoiTA0 via @couponfollow

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@elonmusk Almost as fast as your bullshit.

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@elonmusk Stop you're being fucking stupid

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@elonmusk No shit Captain obvious

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@MartinHouseBrew That peach cobbler is the god damn best

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@DojaCat People are cunts.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Just tested whethere @Google's ai has #Sentience.
Clearly it failed. Any sentient being would know that #PeterPan peanut butter is the superior #peanutbutter

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@therooktheraven These are great for people with good handwriting

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@DojaCat A good clavicle is very important.

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We used to be terrified of leaving typos in important emails… Then we discovered #Gmail’s undo send feature.

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@gmail 2

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So, does Bulma just keep using her panties as currency?

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I'm sitting in the dark listening to #Kiss.

It's good to have a nice evening

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I would have settled for a plate full of McRibs. #Thanksgiving

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Last night on the dream, Danny DeVito was rubbing chocolate pudding in my armpits #lastnight #dream

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When you shave your whole body and don't get eaten like a pink starburst