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Ejaculate so powerful that when firing an unimpeded load one must consider the Coriolis effect

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Jarvis he’s not pulling up “Busquets half-turn” on youtube

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Rumor has it the fellas are gonna slip a little cheeky bowling action in tonight - I hope those lanes are nice and lubed up mmmm

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I hit the taco store with the taco on

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Drunk grilling burgers with the xbox headset on yelling out the window “it come with eggwuh”

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#WengerKnows

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And don’t even ask about Bob

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The streets know bout Jerome

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Never ask bout that shit again bruv

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NO PEDRI NO PARTY #SquiddyNoDiddy

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Genuinely crashing out thinking about the possibility people aren’t respecting Messi

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Messi edits got me doing the kit celly against an empty wall #Rosario

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I don’t value a dollar #DJVladShouldKillHimself

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NEWPORT NEWS LET EM KNOW heat on me at the bowling alley

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@DMo_Money_ @Pookies_Picks @LilMex942520 @SaucedSpreads @CaptainSquidddy Last night will never be spoken of again

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That Caniac hit my hand on Sundays like mjollnir

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Another weekend no @CaptainSquidddy , I know he’s out there somewhere, I just hope he’s doing okay

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Spotted: the stiffmeister smoking a cig with multiple older women outside Burwood Tap, rumor has it they have health insurance

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Spotted: @Pookies_Picks looking to sauce up a chalupa (-450)

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It’s Saturday we’re watching Sergio Busquets highlights and listening to Gucci Gang you dumb bitch