I’m a voice actor.
“Oh you wanna make a new voice right now for the recording I prepped a week for and made a whole new vocal ability to produce this niche voice you wanted? We have 2 minutes to think of a new one?
Aight shawty we ball.
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t stop him from shitting in it”
A dumb throw away quote I made up at work, but for some reason, my coworker thought it was really profound