The Cuntessa

Max / 30 / whatever the opposite of large and in charge is

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

me: desperately wants to make frog bread

also me: will not be able to stop myself from immediately forming an emotional bond with it and then crying when I have to slice it

[luna @tabslodge]

maybe it’s time to accept this season has been incredible for everyone except the miserable people in the fandom 🫶

[harlan zellison @maddyferg]

"butch is inherently class conscious" is like "punk is inherently leftist" as in, it's a sweet thought that has little actual basis in reality at all

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

Can't believe we finally got a LouStat-Devil's Minion double date 😍😍

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

She had thirty seconds to establish herself as Akasha.... Raw, brutal emotion, the power in that delivery, she took every word between her teeth and SAVAGED them. This is ACTING. The fact that we get more of this????

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

me when I lie

[Danielle Proto @protodanielle]

🚨 Mum moment that says everything

Picked my boy up from school today.

Asked what he learned. The usual chat… then he mentions RE.

“What did you do today love?”

“The same as every time mummy… we learned about Islam. We did Salaah and the 5 pillars again.”

I asked him what he knows about Christianity.

He thought for a second and said: “Is that the one where you wash your hands, face and feet?”

🤦‍♀️

British kids in British schools learning about Islam on repeat… but barely anything about their own country’s Christian heritage — or any other faith for that matter.

I will be writing a formal email to the school about this lack of inclusion. If you want to be truly multicultural, you must include ALL faiths — not just one at the expense of everything else.

This isn’t balanced education. It’s cultural replacement in the classroom.

Parents, ask your kids what they’re learning in RE.

@orlaminihane @pinkladies_uk @RupertLowe10 @BROKENBRITAIN0 @GBNEWS

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

we were watching different shows when Armand rocked up in those fuckass glasses ig man idk

[justin theroux’s hair plugs @mcstardently]

I didn’t hate The Vampire Lestat episode but my god this used to be a serious show. And now we���re discussing *checks notes* Jelly Roll and Post Malone?

[🖤🤍 @rorschachisgay]

absolutely loved this show as a kid it's kind of like if those "dark and fucked up kids shows" creepypastas were real an astonishing number of episodes end with children being brutally murdered or mutilated horribly

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

do you think the itsy bitsy spider and sisyphus get together and compare notes

[papi chulo of cinema @papichulocinema]

If you loved Aubrey Plaza as the antagonist in Agatha All Along, you have no idea what you’re missing by seeing her as Lenny in Legion.

[lina @triviahct]

Your favorite Anne Rice character says a lot about you. For example, mine is Armand. That's because I deserve to be skinned alive

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

up in the club. whole takeout box of fries in my purse. i am thriving in ways never before seen on earth

[gabrielle de lioncourt🩸 @wihzerd]

gabrielle de lioncourt... to me

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the

[guy online @fellawhomstdve]

Severance director: okay, let’s try reading a single line in a normal way, you can even pick which one, give it a go

Patricia Arquette *spitting out blood*: fuck you

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

@drjordankistler i don't know if i'm more horrified that you're trying to get me to do a PhD again, or that you're recommending I date a PhD student

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

@PlashingVole The most naturally cool man I've ever met. He'll be deeply missed

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

"an esoteric old soul w french proclivities" okay well I think maybe he's just pale with a moustache

[ce n'est pas erica @sourhoestarter]

timothée dating kylie rly turned me off to him til i accepted that he’s really just like …a horny twenty something cool kid from new york, not an esoteric old soul w french proclivities

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

@Hosmeriana then you must be in agony 😔

[The Cuntessa @GrimlyKid]

@Hosmeriana yeah that tracks