Bird

I'm An Actual Bird.

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

when the tl randomly shows me two people I don’t know fighting (I’m nosey)

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

America has a fucking fentanyl crisis

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

"All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live"

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Guapington 🐈‍⬛🇭🇹 @gothgirlweed]

Over pronouncing every B in this sentence

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

north carolina the best country in the world baby

[ellen? @saucysphinx]

who up rubbing they north carolina

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

ICE officers should be treated the way they are treating civilians

The EXACT same way

I pray every day that every single one of them are

[Jackie 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌹🎃👻 @KaoticLeftist]

This is how we get the actual Jigsaw.

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

Today is my 26th birthday!

[(Spooky) Signal @NopeSignal]

Spamton G. Spamton occupied government

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

my brother, this isn’t garlic and we’re not vampires

[Goober @goobcats]

"I asked grok" "I asked chatGPT" well I asked Ronald Reagan and he said "AAAHHH! HELP! I'M BURNING! I'M BURNING IN HELL! AAAAHHHH!"

[Brody Foxx @BrodyFoxx]

Yo Mama’s face is disgusting.