groenevis

minnesota lawyer | 🇻🇦 | lover of sweden and all good things | please stalk me on letterboxd

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Thunderstorms forecast tonight. The world does not want me to fix my sleep

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@normalcreature9 But think of all you might find... so many nice bandanas and shirts...

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My favorite part of making tea at work is burning myself throwing away the tea bag

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@normalcreature9 There’s a diner by me that does a really really good one… I haven’t had it in so long

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Was thinking this morning about how elder siblings are at a disadvantage because they’re raised by new parents… then I get an article in my inbox just now saying a study showed the same thing. Clearly I’m a genius. Or the world is telling me something

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The love of an amazing woman may keep me sane

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@normalcreature9 Your aura got them pulled over 💔

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Good night Internet

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@wolvestwtsara never ask a serious bagelhead where they buy bagels in Minneapolis or St. Paul.

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@wolvestwtsara Twin cities bagel discourse is scarier than you might imagine too

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@historyman66 This reminds me that I had a funny picture like this from years and years ago and I don't think I have it anymore. Lost media

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Used Merlin on a walk earlier and detected a Merlin. Surely this is some sort of good omen

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Cracked an egg, went to split it open and somehow the egg burst and squirted all over the wall. Yup

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@normalcreature9 it's all they ever do...

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new Summer project, visit lots of parks by me

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@normalcreature9 I think I would love being an archivist in another life where I have less paranoia about temporary unemployment

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@historyman66 I saw penguins at a zoo in France and they did some very disgusting things in my eyesight. I can't trust them again

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Idk what it says about me that I suddenly realized I have neither ketchup nor non-stick cooking spray because I don't use them enough to notice. Granted I think non-stick spray is a scam

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When I see someone use swiss german written out it makes me want to throw up

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Ate chicken sandwich, promptly regretted it. I have a sensitive stomach because I am a sensitive and caring man