Grokka

Snarky Git, Dungeon Master, Wrestling with the Universe since I was five.

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I am out. I am checking out of all open forums I can of social media. Good luck. We had a good run.

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@memeslich Captain Etienne Navarre and his Hawk the Lady Isabeau D'anjou. Pity you left Phillipe the Frog out.

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@YoDanno Try working from Home. Pants are over rated.

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@TychoBrahe I like you so, I would love to cut you some slack, but just to put it in perspective, I would then have to give JD Vance some slack too.
Don't Be Like JD. He is most definitely an asshole.

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@KaiInRealLife Even if I end up liking it we are not watching the same show, or living in the same universe, that's sort of the whole point. If the universe only wanted to watch itself from a single pov it wouldn't need so many incarnations.

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@JerasIkehorn Well I think he is worse. At least Trump is likely to die of old age in the next decade, we will likely have to listen to his spineless Renfield for multiple decades longer.

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@JeremyECrawford @Wizards_Help @its_pcb_ Hey I know you guys are redoing the MM. I just have one ask. I was born the same year as D&D...so I am old. Please change the Tarrasque to be just as ridiculously unkillable as it deserves. Don't make it AS scary as the 3.5 one...make it far far worse. Thanks.

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@EllipsisGoblins I have no response to this that is useful and not prurient.
Thank you for making a comic that is good.

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The Tarrasque from Fools gold has arrived and it is so much cooler than I could have hoped for. Cant wait to paint it up.

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No I am not worried about AI

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@CorpseKings Nothing. You don't need em unless they are part of your fantasy. Monstrous races however do make for some fun adversaries and a lot of early pulps were not really all that tight about the line for fantasy and sci fi. Like...wtf would you call the Chronicles of Amber?

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To this day it pisses me off that there was no achievement for walking/swimming the entire length of the shoreline of the Eastern Kingdoms in vanilla wow. But I would also think I am one of the only people to have bothered to do it.

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@memeslich Yes. What is the point of adventure without risk?

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@YoDanno I mean, by the time you ask the question the bard with ADHD is already trying to see if it will fit in his scabbard.

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@YoDanno I mean...they came out of the Pulp Magazine Genre in a lot of ways so...Everything is relative.

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@TimothyImholt Oh so just like here then.

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@SamSykesSwears I really just want to see these after going for a run in a field. Deeply creepy.

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@ThatEricAlper Sure, Everyone deserves a nut at least once a year.